ninja turtles karai

Can I take a moment to talk about teenage mutant ninja turtles
Because I have to
Listen
What fucker was at a meeting discussing new kid shows and was like “I fucking love turtles. Let’s do a show about that.”
And they approved it somewhere along the line and another Fucker was like “I see your turtles and I raise you: ninja turtles.”
And they could have stopped at that. That’s it. That’s the shows. Ninja turtles.
But
Of
Course
Not
Because lo and behold there is another fucklet somewhere in this kids tv show storyboard who thinks that the only way to possibly make these ninja turtles better is to make them mutant. Wow. Okay
So now we’re at the point where you have mutant ninja turtles and no where along the way to creating these ninja turtles did anyone ever think “This is too much. This is too fucking much. These turtles have too much going for them.”
And evidently no one did because now these turtles are teenagers too
So then you get Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Okay. I can accept this. That is the show. Now these turtles, do they have regular names like other cartoons?
Ah! Yeah. No.
Because these already soooooo fucking special turtles being teenage, mutants, and ninjas, or course, required that their names be famous dead artists. Wow.

I have a lot of feelings about teenage mutant ninja turtles also I have never watched the show

“KING AND QUEEN OF THE NORTH”

Mutant Apocalypse LEORAI!!! Coz every king deserves a queen~ 

Okay but first of, Karai isn’t with Maximus Leo. They found her after the whole Mutant Apocalypse episode. She is the leader of the Foot Clan, the most diversed mutant clan in the wasteland composing of different mutant species and a salamandrian. She also doesnt age, or ages very slow due to her constant shedding of skin. She only looks like in her 20s or 30s.

 More details later o3o

“ Please don’t leave yet,
Please return to me,
Please let me touch even just your shadow.
I dont want to be alone here.”

Okay after the Leorai fluff Imma throw some wasteland angst, please dont kill me.

TMNT Flashback . . .

“Come on, April.”

“Come ON, April!”

(April) “Hey, Donnie!”

“April! You’re okay!”

“You hear that, guys?”

“My sweet princess is … ”

“ALIVE!”

“Did I mute that?”

(April) “Let’s agree that you did.”

“You got it.”


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