imagine guzma meeting bug pokemon from other regions
kanto: “okay you got a great big butterfly thing with psychic powers? hell yes. oh shit, does that bee have fucking drill hands?? THAT THING HAS SCYTHE HANDS? Y’ALL”
johto: “THIS IS WHERE ARIADOS IS FROM. ALREADY GREAT. does that beetle punch things? AWESOME. i don’t know what a ledyba is but it can join team skull if it wants”
hoenn: “wait wait wait… you’re telling me that this one evolves into two pokemon at once?! TWO BUGS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. kukui’s brat is NEVER gonna see this one coming.”
sinnoh: “……………what the fuck is that noise. plumeria did you just hear that? holy shit”
unova: “LOOK AT THIS THING IT’S FAST HUGE AND FUCKING PURPLE I WANT TWENTY. ninja bug! sewing bug (PLUMS C’MERE WE CAN FIX YOUR HAT)! holy shit this joltik thing is FUCKIN’ AMAZING, I LOVE THIS REGION - is. is that a legendary bug. with a cannon. I’M MOVING TO UNOVA”
kalos: “so… it changes its appearance depending on where it’s from? huh. I WANT ALL OF THEM.”
aries: idk just fucking send jackson to london??? without a real explanation… no one will ask questions?
taurus: listen listen listen- an alpha pack. a pack of alphas. they won’t really do much and their reason for being here will be kind of unclear. but. how fucking badass man. make two of them fist each other and become A BIG ALPHA.
gemini: let’s go look for half a dead body in the woods, y’know. like normal teenagers.
cancer: derek hale gets seduced by his love interest and ultimately she is a bad guy- again. no one will see it coming.
virgo: heart of darkness. they all have these crazy things to overcome! like bad hallucinations. but it’ll only last like an ep or two at most.
libra: let’s kill allison
scorpio: no but hear me out, what about a giant lizard man??
sagittarius: we’re not gonna explain how kate gets the beserkers around with her because how the fuck would one of those things legally get across the boarder
capricorn: bRO, BRO, NINJAS! but mythological. but dude ninjas. like with ninja swords. killin people in hospitals. but maybe they’re actually bugs. like from the fuckin’ power tree. ninja bugs. can’t fuckin’ kill ninja bugs.
aquarius: dudes let’s go to mexico
pisces: no, no, really, bring peter hale back from the dead. he’s a totally useful character that we’ll probably do something with