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  • Yang:Oh wow, this is getting steamy!
  • Weiss:I can't believe Blake reads this stuff.
  • Coco:Hey, I read it too! It's not a bad series once you get into the story.
  • Velvet:There's just a few badly written...sensual scenes.
  • Yang:You got that right! I mean, who uses katana as a euphemism for a di-
  • Pyrrha:Yang, can you turn the page? I want to see what happens next!
  • Nora:Getting ideas, dear Pyrrha?
  • Pyrrha:Wh-what! No! Not at all.
  • Coco:You sure? You're looking a little hot under the diadem there Pyrrha.
  • Yang:Do you want Weiss's help to 'cool off'?
  • Weiss:Just what are you insinuating, Yang?!
  • Yang:I meant you could conjure up some ice using your dust....Why? What idea were you getting Miss Schnee? Hmmmmm? Nothing naughty, eyyyy?
  • Velvet:I think you've all been reading this book for too long.
  • Blake:I agree.
  • *Yang, Weiss, Nora, Pyrrha, Coco, and Velvet scream*