nine tea

anonymous asked:

Okay, so what would the Mercs reactions be to say some rich business CEO pays the team to look after/protect his 7 year old daughter while...certain matters are taken care of. This little girl though is fairly cute,curious & odd. She's unfazed by the dead bodies that occasionally are seen around, giggles sometimes even. She seems genuinely curious about the mercs line of work, and has been caught trying on their clothes pretending to be them. Lastly, she like teaparty's and invites the mercs.

Hey man, thanks for your ask. This is going to be a long one.


Scout:  He takes the first shift taking care of her. The little girl laughs at all his jokes and together they read comic books. When she goes missing Scout freaks out, the kid’s father is going to kill him. He finds her wearing his hat and headphones, waving his metal bat around. He walks in, smiling from ear to ear.
“What ya doing?”
“Bonk!! I’m you!”
Together they run all over the base, the young girl softly hitting the other mercs with the bat.

Pyro: Everything was going well, the young girl was drawing and playing with Pyro’s toys. It all goes south when she puts on a spare mask and scares Pyro. The firebug starts to cry, why is there an other version of them?? This isn’t their enemy. The young girl becomes confused. What did she do wrong?? She never meant to hurt the Pyro. She takes off the mask, moving slowly towards the merc. She hugs them. An understanding, of how far she can go around them.

Solider: Solly first shows her his heads and then his weapons. She asks him about how the guns and rocket launcher works, witch Soldier happily explains. He then teaches her how to use a shotgun.
“Solly don’t hand her the gun”
“It’s not loaded…… yet”

They spend the rest of their time playing war, where the child wears Solly’s helmet.

Demoman: She gives out a small giggle.
“So, you can blow stuff up??”
“Yes lass, it’s my job”
“Can we blow something up??”
The Demoman and the girl are seen outside the base, the girl behind protective glass. While Demo is setting up the explosives around an old truck. He hands her the remote trigger and places on a set of headphones. Using his finger the Demo counts down from five. Sometime after the explosion she asks him a question.
“Why do you have one eye??”
Tavish takes a deep breath and tells her the tale, skipping over some parts and sugar coating others.

Heavy: By the time it’s Heavy’s time to take care of the girl she’s feeling quite hungry. She sits down at the table while Heavy make the both of them a Sandvitch. At first she is scared of the man, she has never seen a man so big in her life. Heavy notices this so after they finish their meal he shows her photos of his family, he tells her all about his mother. The girl hangs on to every word he says. At the end of his story the Heavy leaves to use the bathroom. When he returns Heavy finds the young child in one of his tops.
“Why you wear top??”
“I just wanted to feel big”
The Heavy has to hold back a laugh, the girl is swimming in his top, it looks more like a dress on her then a top. He picks her up and gives her a piggy back.

Engineer: “No, hun!! Don’t touch that.” Has to lead the young girl out of his work shop. It’s been sometime since he has entertained a child. He decides to take her down into the local toy store to buy some Lego. When they return back to base, he helps her create a small town.
“This makes me an engineer right??”
“Sure does sweety”
“Does that mean I can wear a hat??”
The Engi smiles and hands her his hat.
They go from building a town into creating a city.

Medic: The young girl gets dropped off at Medics lab when she walks in she sees Heavy on the operating table medi-gun above him. The medic waves her over, the girl seems unfazed as she looks into the Heavy’s chest.
“Would you like to touch his ribs??”
The girl looks at the German man, she is unsure. It’s the Heavy that assures her.
“Little girl can touch rib. It’s ok”
Saying nothing she runs her index finger along the bone.
The Medic finished up with the Heavy and turns his full attention to the girl before him.
“What would you like to do??”
“Can we play a game?”
“What do you have in mind”
The girl smiles. Together they play hospital, the Medic allowing the girl access to his stethoscope, syringes (no needles) and crepe bandages. They do this as the girl walks around in the Medic’s coat.

Sniper: The girl disappears again. Sniper is losing his mind.
“Of course the girl goes missing on my watch”
He searches high and low. Checking in with all the other mercs, goes all around the outside of the base. It’s until he hears soft giggling where he finds her, inside his van.
“Kid, wot are you doing here??”
“Scout dared me to come in here”
The Sniper makes a mental note to kill the Boston once the kid is gone. Once both are back inside the base the girl notices that the assassin hasn’t taken off his glasses.
“It’s rude to wear sunglasses inside”
“It ain’t rude if ya need them”
The girl doesn’t understand and the Sniper notices her facial expression change. He takes them off kneeling down to hand over his glasses.
“These glasses help me see colour”
The girl puts them on.
“I don’t understand, you can’t see colour”
He nods.
“Yep. I have red / green colorblindness”
The girl hands back the glasses, she looks ashamed.
“I’m sorry.”
“Nah it’s ok.”

Spy: The Spy stays in the same room as the young girl. He is annoyed that he can’t smoke or drink. Still the man does have a soft spot for kids. He tells her some of his adventures and shows her some tricks with his butterfly knife.


Ok that is the head canon part done, now onto the tea party.

It’s late, the team is in the dining room cleaning up after a large meal. The girl they are all being paid to look after is drawing on the floor. Sniper walks past Scout slapping him softly at the back of the head.

“That’s for daring the kid into my van”
“Come on Snipes it was funny”
The assassin looks Scout dead in the eyes, his facial expression is neutral. If looks could kill.
“You gotta admit slim”
The Engineer says as he wipes down the stove.
“It was a laugh to see you run around. Think it was the most exercise you got in years.”

The entire team bursts into laughter. A sigh escapes the Sniper’s lips, he flips off the Texan. The young girl takes this as her queue. She goes up to each team member handing an invitation.

“I hope you can come”
She says before walking out.
The team take a moment to read over the invite they’ve been given. The Scout is the first to speak.
“A tea party! We’ve got to go.”
All the mercs nod in agreement, they would not dare break the little girl’s heart.

By the time the girl is found she has set up a small room with biscuits, teacups and a teapot. All the men take a seat on the floor. However the Snipers face goes from one of boredom to one of annoyance.
“This is my tea set”
Demoman chips is.
“You own a tea set Snipes??”
“It’s my mother”
The assassin says defensively. The girl hands out the teacup and starts to pour the imaginary tea. For the night all nine harden killers play tea party until the young girl finally wishes to go to bed.


Yo. Sorry the tea party story was short but I gotta wrap things up.

(Concept: a young Alfendi meeting a reincarnated-child Aurora)

anonymous asked:

Hey! I'm a Whovian and my first Doctor was 9th and I just wanna say that, I LOVE the way you draw Nine! It's fantastic! *gives to 9th a banana cake*

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Strawberry-flavoured tea, Nine Inch Nails, fairy lights and my journal.
So far, on these two pages, there are scribblings in English, Hungarian and the bus tickets are printed in Serbian, including something in German and Macedonian is to go! :)
The triple barred cross necklace is completely handmade (I only need to paint it over w/ silver color so the marks of material bending and scratches made while cutting aren’t so visible anymore).
Also, look at my drawing of Dylan. :)

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Set Visit

Ok so I know a lot of people have been waiting for me to post all the details about Wednesday but the more I have thought about it the more I realise I can’t tell you a lot. Ooops. I was sworn to secrecy by Téa and Eric about any filming I saw or discussions I heard as 2.21-2.23 haven’t aired yet. So all I can really tell you is that I popped by the set at 10am in the hope that I could see a bit of filming, and I saw DS Agent Matt right away and we chatted for a while. He knows I do a lot of work for UNICEF so asked Téa if she’d like to meet me to discuss it. She came over and we chatted for a while and then she invited me to sit in her ‘Elizabeth McCord’ chair and she got a PA to sort me out with some earphones so I could listen along. Again, I can’t tell you anything about the scene….sorry guys. :-/. After that was done she asked if I wanted to come back and hang out for the big scene in the afternoon, which of course I said yes too. I got to meet all the State Dept cast and just had a wonderful afternoon/evening watching them all at work. Téa was very attentive to me and came and chatted every time she had a break. Eric and Lori were around too and were lovely to me. I hung around til Téa had finished shooting and she gave me a lovely gift as we walked to the car. That’s really about all I can tell you, but I can say that you will LOVE the outfit she is wearing in this big scene in 2.21. It’s the most gorgeous I’ve ever seen her. Also, one more thing I will add. Spending the day with her confirmed something I always knew about her, she’s a class act. She treats every single person on that set the exact same, whether it’s a director or a make up lady. She’s very down to earth, incredibly funny and very genuine. I will maybe be able to say more once the eps have been aired, but if you have any questions then PM then to me and hopefully I will be able to answer them for you. Still floating on cloud nine!!!!