nine of clubs

  • Mike: We're going mattress shopping.
  • Stan: You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in.
  • Mike: Oh, I hear what you're saying. Mattress trampoline.
  • Mike: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.
  • Stan: Yeah.

stan: do you want to know how i actually hurt my wrist?

richie: yes

stan: i was hula hooping. bill and i attend a class for fitness and for fun

richie: oh my god

stan: i’ve mastered all the moves. the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle

richie: why are you telling me this?

stan: because no one will ever believe you

richie: you sick son of a bitch

anonymous asked:

Yet another reason for a Supergirl/Brooklyn Nine Nine crossover fic...


Kara and Jake get along SO WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kara starts saying noice and ‘cool cool cool’ and shit and like holy crap im crying just thinking about it. Jake shows Kara all his comic books and Kara flies him around the city and when they land he vomits into a trashcan. They spend their whole afternoon making up team-up nicknames.

Alex gets along with all the girls, Rosa bc of the badass thing, Amy bc they’re both hardworking and respect each other’s work ethics, Gina bc she is genuinely so intrigued by her and like wants to study her. 

Boyle is in love bc he makes a feast and Kara like inhales his food and fucking loves it and he brings his son in to meet her and they take photos together and Kara talks to him about being adopted and like floats him around the precinct and they become best buds

Ray Holt and J’onn J’onzz staring at all of their Children working together, speaking in monosyllables, bonding over unusual weather patterns. Ray asks about the different types of tulips that can be found on Mars.


  • Monika: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrists?
  • Natsuki: Yes.
  • Monika: I was hula-hooping. I attend a class for both fitness and for fun.
  • Natsuki: Oh my god.
  • Monika: I mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion… the oopsie doodle .
  • Natsuki: Why are you telling me this?
  • Monika: Because no one will ever believe you.
  • Natsuki: You sick son of a bitch.


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If they make another season to Before the Storm?

Please let it be from Rachel Ambers perspective! They still have SO much to work with before her disappearance and if told from Rachel’s point of view, we’ll get to see all the how’s and why’s of what happened with Frank, Mr. Jefferson and the view from her life up until she disappears!

  • Natsuki: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three.
  • Natsuki: One,
  • Natsuki: Two,
  • Natsuki: Three
  • Yuri: ...
  • Natsuki: ...
  • Natsuku: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

Eddie: You look happy. Let me guess, your egg salad sandwich fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free.

Richie: No, can you do that? Why doesn’t everybody just drop their sandwiches on the floor?

Eddie: I was trying to insult you.

Richie: And instead you gave me an amazing life hack.

  • Monika: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is meant to be broken.
  • Natsuki: Uh, pinatas?
  • Sayori: Karate boards!
  • Yuri: Sphagetti when you have a small pot.
  • Sayori: And rules!