Inej: one of those superhuman gymnastics channels, acrobatic tutorials, and sometimes sit-down politics chats and book reviews, she’s literally an inspiration to everyone
Kaz: you never see his face, just gloved hands and raspy voice demonstrating card tricks and slight of hand until one day he reaches 5k and does a face reveal, and everyone is like, wtf….he’s so young whatttt???
Wylan: some kind of badass sciencey chemically shit, videos get taken down bc they are too dangerous, also has a conspiracy theory series…
Jesper: PRANK VIDEOS
Kuwei: one of those cringy af flower crown vloggers that 12 yos are obsessed with…most of his videos consist of him reviewing candy - has most followers tho
Nina: absolutely no one can tell me Nina wouldn’t be the queeeeen of ASMR, probably does slime videos, and also daily life logging, fashion hauls and feminist rants, often is a guest on Inej’s channel
Thoughts Going Through My Head During Crooked Kingdom
PART ONE: FORSAKEN
1. Wylan you are a part of the crew, get your shit together! 2. Yo I forgot Wylan looked like Kuwei 3. Wylan coming to Jesper’s defense <3 4. WYLAN THINKING ABOUT JESPER YASSSS WESPER ALL THE WAY 5. KAZ! FINALLY! 6. Damn what is he gonna do to that girl? Oh at least he didn’t kill her. 7. MATTHIAS! 8. Jesper and Nina flirting their way through town would be something I would pay for 9. They get it: WHY WONT HE JUST ADMIT HE WANTS HER BACK??!?! 10. Oh no Jesper’s dad! They’re gonna use him to hurt Jesper aren’t they? 11. INEJ! OH MY GOSH GUYS IM NOT READY!!! (I had to breathe before this chapter) 12. “She was Inej Ghafa and she would not quiver like a rabbit in a snare” YASS DAMN RIGHT GURL 13. “I may not have Kaz’s devious mind, but I am a dangerous girl.” QUEEN 14. NOT HER LEGS NOT HER LEGS NO NO NO NO NO NO 15. That chapter was so intense…KAZ IS COMING INEJ DONT LOSE HOPE. VAN ECK
PART TWO: A KILLING WIND
16. Jesper introducing wylan to his dad :D 17. OMG THIS FIGHT SCENE! “Do you want to shake hands again?” LOOL 18. Wylan coming to save the day 19. WESPER FLIRTING 20. Nina and Matthias so cute. <3 21. Awwww everyone is protecting Jesper 22. I’m like super worried about Nina rn… 23. HOW DID SHE DO THAT? 24. “Most of your friends wont survive this night” STAHP 25. Did she really doubt KAZ FUCKING BREKKER? 26. Lol at Jesper being so surprised every time wylan says something dark 27. I LOVE IT WHEN KAZ ASKS A QUESTION AND THEN EVERYONE GIVES HILARIOUS ANSWERS 28. Their bantering is BACK and I love it 29. Jesper asking about wylan to alys lol 30. Awww Matthias is actually such a cinnamon roll 31. Yo I can’t stand Nina and Matthias fighting. 32. Shit its all going to hell isn’t it? 33. KAZ’S POV FINALLY - I need to know his thoughts as he’s saving Inej 34. KAZNEJ TEAMWORK MAKES ME SO HAPPY 35. Jesper Fahey - killing me softly with every cute thing he says to Wylan/every time he calls him “merchling” 36. Nina is such a badass I love her
PART THREE: BRICK BY BRICK
37. THE TENSION BETWEEN KAZNEJ IS KILLING ME 38. SQUAD IS BACK TOGETHER I LOVE IT 39. The Wyvil lol 40. OMG HES FLIRTING WITH WYLAN AND WYLANS BLUSHING AND IM DEAD 41. “Do not lick Wyvil. Does someone want to write that down?” 42. Inej and Jesper noticing wylan having a scheming face. I love their friendship 43. OMG INEJ BESTED KAZ FUCKING BREKKER AND HE LOVED IT 44. OMG BE STILL MY HEART: “ I would come for you. And even if I couldn’t walk, I’d crawl to you and no matter how broken we were, we’d fight our way out together-knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that’s what we do. We never stop fighting” 45. Nina and inej together again! Also WAFFLES 46. Nina and Matthias together <3 47. OMG OMG OMG ZOYA YAAASSSSS I LOVE HER MAN SHES THE BEST 48. Why am I not surprised that Wylan’s dad tried to have him killed? He’s an asshole. 49. OHMYGODHISMOTHERISALIVE?? 50. “Lets go steal all my dad’s money” YAASSS WYLAN YOU DESERVE THIS 51. GENYAS HERE TOO 52. OMG MATTHIAS AND NINA ARE SO FREAKING CUTE! AND HE IS SAYING BEAUTIFUL THINGS TO HER! MAKE OUT! NOW! DO IT! 53. “I think you’d flirt with a date palm if it would pay you any attention” NEW SHIP: NINA AND THE DATE PALM 54. *SQUEALS FOREVER* FINALLY!!!! BENN WAITING FOR THAT KISS FOREVER (imagine what would happen if there was a Wesper kiss or a Kaznej one OMG) 55. Lol Zoya is SO annoyed rn. Genya gets it tho. 56. TAMAR! 57. THEY ARE HAVING A COMPETITION ON THE PRICE ON EACH ONE OF THEIR HEADS. 58. “There are many kinds of sickness” OMG IS JESPERS GAMBLING BECAUSE HE WAS SUPPRESSING HIS GRISHA POWERS?!??! 59. Jespers figuring it out.
PART FOUR: THE UNEXPECTED VISITOR
60. “I’m going to eat twice as much cake” I love Nina 61. “Philosopher crook” I love that 62. “Strontium chloride, my favorite” I think we all know why ;) 63. Who is this bitch messing with Inej?!?!?! 64. OMG Nina can raise the DEAD! I love it! IS THIS WHY THE CARD HAS HER HOLDING A SKULL TOO?!??! 65. THAT LOOK BETWEEN KAZ AND INEJ 66. WYLAN!!!! EVERYONES OKAY! 67. LOL ON INEJ AND NINA CALLING EACH OTHER OUT 68. “Lets not say things we don’t mean” HE KNOWS THAT SHE WOULDNT PICK HIM OVER WAFFLES 69. Oh Shit EVERYONES after them 70. STOP FIGHTING YOU TWO 71. OMG! TWO OF THE MOST BADASS PEOPLE EVER AND THEY ACT LIKE SCOLDED KIDS WHEN JESPERS FARMER DAD YELLS AT THEM 72. LLEWELLYN
PART FIVE: KINGS AND QUEENS
73. OMG I WAS RIGHT ABOUT HIS SICKNESS 74. OHMYFUCKINGGODWHYYYY???? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT LEIGH????? THATS NOT FUNNY!!!! I WAS ABOUT TO SCREAM CUZ WESPER BUT NO!!!!! 75. AWWWWWW YIIIISSS MAKING PLANS! 76. HE BOUGHT HER OUT OF HER CONTRACT! IM GOING TO CRY 77. THIS SCENE IS SO INTENSE 78. “IF YOU EVER CARED ABOUT ME AT ALL” YO KAZ STAHP SHE LOVES YOU. I’M SO UPSET NOW. 79. OMG YAAAAASSSSS DONT MESS WITH KAZ FUCKING BREKKER BITCHES! KING OF THEIVES, LEADER OF THE DREGS 80. Wesper getting back together :) 81. Aye it’s Genya and Zoya. 82. FOX FACED MAN??!??!?!?!?!? STURMHUND STURMHUND ITS NIKOLAI FUCKING LANTSOV THIS IS NOT A DRILL YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS 83. “A pirate?” PRIVATEER GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT JESPER 84. WYLANS FACE IS BACK 85. WESPER KISS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MY BABIES MY LITTLE CINNAMON ROLLS <3 <3 86. “Only a fool would.” I SEE YOU THROWING SHADE NINA 87. Kaz knows about Nikolai and I love it 88. “Let’s go show them they picked the wrong damn fight.” YAAASSSS 89. What are they up to? 90. Is them bursting in the distraction?
PART SIX: ACTION AND ECHO
91. Van Eck is going down! 92. Nina is QUEEN OF MOURNING I LOVE IT 93. Inej finally beat that bitch! Good cuz she was coming after my baby Inej and my baby Nikolai. 94. Jesper can control bullets. THATS SO COOL 95. PEKKA FUCKING ROLLINS BROUGHT TO HIS FUCKING KNEES I LOVE IT 96. INEJ DID YOU REALLY DOUBT KAZ? 97. OHMYGODWASMATTHIASSHOT 98. LIGHTNING YES SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKERS
99. MATTHIAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD NO THIS BETTER NOT BE REAL. NOPE I DONT BELIEVE IT NOT LIKE THIS. NO I CANT DAMMIT I FUCKING KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO HIM TOO
100. Kaz forgiving Jesper is so awesome 101. LOL DONT MESS WITH WYLANS BAE KUWEI 102. Kaz got her a ship and named it The Wraith how perfect 103. HE BROUGHT BACK HER FAMILY 104. ITS OVER? IM DEAD
Elena did more because she was a great friend and she wanted to help Damon's brother she was perfect Lexi replacement steroline are in a relationship that the big difference . Anyways Elena was never Stefan humanity it was Damon and Katherine knew how to get him back . Elena did her job but honestly who want a ripper as your brother in law
… … … Elena and Stefan were in love in season 3:
and that’s why she did what she did, stop acting like they were just friends and it was really all about Damon like that is completely ridiculous.
Also I didn’t say that Elena was Stefan’s humanity I said that she is directly linked to it, which is why in seasons 1 and 2 his veins disappear whenever she kissed him or whenever she confronted him:
In season 3, he called her for respite, he fought compulsion for her and Klaus marveled at how much he loved Elena because she’s directly related to his humanity:
In season 5 Stefan dreaming about Damon is what tempts him to turn off his humanity but dreaming about Elena is what gets him to hold on to his humanity:
and in season 6 she’s the one he tells to bring him back:
Elena is always in some way, shape or form related to Stefan staying true to who he is, deal with it or don’t.
And no one said Stefan and Caroline weren’t in a relationship, we’re saying she’s acting like they’re business partners. Try again.
nina: do you ever feel like there’s more to life than financial security and expensive jewellery? dina: i mean maybe.. what’s caused this change of heart tho? nina: i’m in love, i’ve never felt this way before with anyone- dina: cool ok whatever