nina mendes

The Crows on a Road Trip

nNO BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE

-Wylan is definitely that one friend™ that packs all of the fruit and gluten free snacks in the brown paper bags and passes them out when everyone starts to get hangry

-Matthias is the driver, because the only other good driver is Inej and she doesn’t like going long distances

-Nina is that one person on every road trip. You know the one.

-”Are we there yet?”

-”I’m hungry!” “You just ate an entire box of Oreos.”

-MATTHIAS AND NINA PULLING A FULL MULAN AND SHANG AND ARGUING ABOUT ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS

-Wylan gets carsick

-So does Kaz, but he’ll never admit it

-Jesper taking this opportunity to rub circles on Wylan’s back soothingly

-THE ARGUMENTS ABOUT THE RADIO OH MY GOSH

-”For the last time, Jesper, we are NOT listening to eighties music!”

-”IT IS THE BEST GENRE OF ALL TIME,  NINA.”

-”I still think my music is better…”

-”Wylan, all you listen to are classical symphonies and Broadway showtunes.”

-”Well, they’re quality!”

-”GUYS. SHAWN MENDES.”

-”NINA, WE’VE ALREADY LISTENED TO STITCHES TEN TIMES.”

-Kaz and Inej predicted this would happen, and packed their own earbuds accordingly.

-In the end, Matthias gets to choose because he’s the driver, and everybody groans when he puts on some weird Gregorian chant.

-Wylan is really just a Harry Potter nerd and they’re his favorite books for Jesper to read to him so they’re cuddled in the backseat, Wylan’s head on his shoulder, Jesper’s arm around his back, crying at all of the deaths and eventually falling asleep in each other’s arms

-Inej thinking it’s the cutest thing ever until Jesper starts loudly snoring

-Kaz wondering how they ever got him to agree to this

-Matthias currently staying awake off of Peanut M&Ms and Starbucks double mocha caramel frappuccinos 

-Which he makes Nina order for him at the rest stops because his masculinity mUST BE PRESERVED (Anybody else see that interview with Leigh XD)

-Nina just laughing and agreeing

-Finally everyone makes Matthias turn the chants off and they take Wylan’s suggestion and start listening to Hamilton, which is the only thing they can agree on

-These nerds are assigning each other parts and they all have to sing along accordingly

-Wylan gets all of Eliza’s parts, which he is very happy with because Jesper is Hamilton

-Everyone else picks their jaws up off the floor because Wylan has a bEAUTIFUL singing voice

-Like he SLAYS all of Eliza’s belty riffs in the Schuyler Sisters and Helpless like w o a h 

-But whenever someone compliments him, he breaks character and goes back to being a blushing mess and mumbles, “thank you”

-Matthias can also surprisingly sing very well

-But everyone else is actually terrible

-Like horrendously bad

-”You’ll be Back” was torturous because it was just Nina singing by herself for three minutes straight

-Kaz secretly enjoying himself

-But right when everybody starts to get hangry, having finished all of Wylan’s healthy snacks hours earlier, they start to get at each other’s throats

-Everyone is swearing and moaning and it’s terrible

-So when they find an I-Hop, it’s like walking into heaven

-And they gorge themselves on waffles and pancakes

-And Jesper flirting heavily with Wylan the entire time, causing him to blush furiously

-Kaz just rolls his eyes and says, “Get a room,” but secretly is the captain of that ship

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These sexy women know what you want, but they can’t give it to you unless they have proper health care. Featuring Rebecca Romijn, Blac Chyna, Camila Mendes, Madelaine Petsch, Odette Annable and Nina Dobrev.

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as long as you promise me that you’ll hang in there until that day comes (x)

my roommate and i have been discussing a “freebie 5″ list a la friends and i think mine is sebastian stan, oscar isaac, tom hardy, jon hamm, michael b. jordan

and for girls: lauren jauregui, eiza gonzalez, nina dobrev, camila mendes, stella maxwell