Green Day:
*Writes songs about not blindly following the government*
*Writes songs about coping with death and loss*
*Writes songs about coming out as a bisexual to family*
*Writes songs about teenage insecurities and drug addiction*

Critics:
“Green Day aren’t known for having meaningful lyrics but they sure are catchy!”

some American: Happy 4th of July! What are you going to be doing today?

me: oh uh I don’t really celebrate 4th of July actually.

some American: (shocked): REALLY? Then what do you do all day then? 

Me: