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“Even as a young child, I always knew that I wanted to be a police man. One of the best! But things just didn’t go the way that I wanted. In 5th grade I got an F on my spellin’ homework when I misspelled the word ‘Cop’ as 'The Fuzz’. I couldn’t handle it. I dropped out of school, stabbing my teacher in the face with pencil on the way out. I lived my life in a gloomy funk 'til my late teens when I met a cop…named Gerard. I thought, "I always wanted to be a cop, and his name was Gerard!” How could I NOT kill him…and take his uniform…and his badge…and his face…? Then I could finally live my dream of bein’ a police officer. Then one day I pulled up next to a REAL happy fella who thought EVERYTHING I said made sense. I went like “I like you, want some alcohol?” And we’ve been hangin’ out ever since.“

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Bayley 😀
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Charlotte 👑
Dana Brooke 💪🏻
Emma 😈
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Lana 💄
Liv Morgan 😎
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“I’m going to tell you a whimsical story of everything that makes sense in the world! I was in 7th grade, and my teacher said ‘You have to make a science project that puts the world’s greatest minds to shame!’ and I was like 'Yeah, okay, that makes sense’, so I decided to clone myself thousands of times. But at the school fair DISASTER struck. The fair was in a cardboard box, so there was only enough space for me and the judges, but no room for my other clones! They had to wait in the car. The clones were so upset by this that they ate their way out of the car! Along with all the metal in a 500 ft. radius. Boy, they sure did have the munchies!! That’s when Gerard showed up and killed them all! Then to cope with my horrible distress, I took up alcoholism, joined hundreds of cults, and started dating Nikki…ha ha!”

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This episode took way longer than it should’ve, but here it is! We hope you enjoy episode 6 of Nikki and Paige! :D

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The newest episode of Nikki and Paige! It’s a quickie, and boy do we hope you all enjoy it! Thanks for watching, if you do!

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The fourth episode of Nikki and Paige is finally complete! :DDDD Thank you everyone who’s been watching our web-series so far!