1.I choked on a burnt strawberry Pop Tart. First off, why am I still eating pop tarts? Wait-why can’t I cook them properly? Woah-I’m 23, why can’t I eat? I can feel the strawberry in my lungs when I exhale.*
2.I found out that I’ve been following the wrong Raven Symone on Twitter. I should have known that Raven had more than 230 followers but I wasn’t so sure. But honestly, is there really a right Raven Symone to follow? (just playing Raven. Luv u gurl!)
3.I discovered I can sing Nala’s parts perfectly in “I Just Can’t Wait to be King”. Like me and the woman lion have the same singing voice. Goddamnit. Why can’t I sing like Johnathon Taylor Thomas or ,ugh, even Matthew Broderick? Why do I have to sing like Niketa Calame?
*“I can feel the strawberry in my lungs when I exhale, Oh Lord”