niketa calame


20th Anniversary - The Lion King

“Look at the stars. The great kings of the past look down on us from those stars. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you. And so will I.

Three things that happened today that worry me

1.I choked on a burnt strawberry Pop Tart.  First off, why am I still eating pop tarts?  Wait-why can’t I cook them properly?  Woah-I’m 23, why can’t I eat?  I can feel the strawberry in my lungs when I exhale.*

2.I found out that I’ve been following the wrong Raven Symone on Twitter.  I should have known that Raven had more than 230 followers but I wasn’t so sure.  But honestly, is there really a right Raven Symone to follow? (just playing Raven. Luv u gurl!)

3.I discovered I can sing Nala’s parts perfectly in “I Just Can’t Wait to be King”.  Like me and the woman lion have the same singing voice.  Goddamnit.  Why can’t I sing like Johnathon Taylor Thomas or ,ugh, even Matthew Broderick?  Why do I have to sing like Niketa Calame?

*“I can feel the strawberry in my lungs when I exhale, Oh Lord”