How the beginning of The Cursed Child should have gone
- Hagrid: Yer gay Scorpius
- Scorpius: I'm what??????
- Hagrid: A Gay. And a thumpin' good one, I'd wager, once you've trained up a little
- Scorpius: No you've made a mistake, i mean I can't be gay?!- I mean I'm just Scorpius, just Scorpius
- Hagrid: Well just Scorpius yer fuckin gay