nihileigh

Translation from Passive Aggression to English
  • Said:Wow . . . I completely did not mean it the way you took that
  • Means:I meant it the way you took that, but I didn't want for you to see that I meant it the way you took it. I now must dissuade you from feeling as if my intentions were anything but pure.
  • Said:But hey - if that is how you feel I wish you the best and I hope that you doing what you do works for you.
  • Means:You are wrong.
  • Said:So sad to have tried to reach out and been taken for insulting you.
  • Means:I am a good person - here for you, here to help - and you wronged me. You should feel bad.

anonymous asked:

So what is it like to know other guys jerk off to your wife and her freak tits?

I’d say that it really isn’t that big of a deal - “I get to touch,” you know… But it’s also weird so many people have to say things like that. Like people find her attractive so they have to send us both messages about her “freak tits” (seems to be a favorite phrase of these folks) and how they masturbate to her. It doesn’t bother me and I don’t think it bothers her, but I wonder why people don’t just say “you look amazing!” or not even say anything.

At no point does that stop anyone from whacking, but you’re also not forcing your whacking into someone else’s life. It’s not like Ashleigh posts on like some amateur porno site, she posts selfies to her personal blog and to the majority of us is just really attractive.

She and I find these comments and questions amusing and have pretty good laughs over them so I don’t think either of us care if they keep going, but I’m sure there are people out there doing the exact same thing as her that don’t really need someone attempting to force some kind of sexual interaction.

Oh my front, I find them funny as fuck, so as long as it doesn’t bother her I say keep it up.

holocrons  asked:

2, 10

2: A description of my self-esteem .:sigh:. Well, I really do try to have a pretty good self-esteem. It can be rather difficult though..in all honesty I’ve always had self-esteem issues since I was a child (getting picked on and not really having friends). So I try to my hardest not to put off that attitude, even though it isn’t how I really feel. [Does that make sense? I don’t think I answered that correctly…]

10: What I did yesterday I had to work at fucking Kmart feeling like shit because my mom decided to take me to a Latin night club the night before and got me wicked drunk...like “ohshiticantfeelmyface” drunk..it was terrible..
Is it really lame that I had my first (forced) night club experience with my mom?