nightmare kings

objectively the best scene in the dream thieves is when gansey wears jeans and a t-shirt because they’re literally on their way to bury a body but ronan and blue just can’t stop losing their shit over how good he looks when he doesn’t dress like an asshole

pictured here: nat, collecting blackmail; bruce, wishing he had cooler friends; clint, trying to do bunny ears behind tony’s hat, thor, engaging in a ‘delightful midgardian tradition;’ tony, preparing to bestow the Cone of Shame, and steve, still a pain in the neck even after all these decades.

plus me, making birthday wishes that cant be repeated in front of g-rated audiences, due to excessive swearing. 

The Signs as Disney Villain Songs

Aries: Be Prepared

Taurus: Mine, Mine, Mine

Gemini: Trust In Me

Cancer: Poor Unfortunate Souls

Leo: Shiny

Virgo: Oogie Boogie’s Song

Libra: Hellfire

Scorpio: Friends on the Other Side

Sagittarius: Gaston

Capricorn: Love is an Open Door

Aquarius: Heffalumps and Woozles

Pisces: Mother Knows Best

We’re re-reading “Guardians of Childhood” by William Joyce. And this first scene that features Pitch goes SO WELL with “Rise of the Guardians” OST “Dreamsand” at the beginning of movie!

We’re on team “MiM’s bad”.

We won’t believe that person who first destroyed Pirates and then—the greatest culture there ever was, would unintentionally loose four fights. He MUST have some plan!