nightcrawler x men

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Superhero Aesthetics // X-Men Pt.2

A new generation of mutants is emerging, that much is certain, and when they emerge, they will need teachers, people who can help them overcome their anger and show them how to use their strange gifts responsibly. They will need us.

Requests

  • Jean: If you bite it and you die it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die it's venomous.
  • Nightcrawler: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Jean: That means you're poisonous.
  • Kitty: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Storm: That's voodoo.
  • Bobby: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Jean: That's correlation, not causation.
  • Quicksilver: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
  • Gambit: That's kinky.
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…actually, it’s nightcrawler, but my real name is kurt wagner.

Idk why people tell me “Oh well the Marvel movies aren’t that good” then proceed to point out all the flaws of it. I don’t care. I’m 16 and depressed. I’m not a movie critic man I’m just here for the fun stuff, leave me alone, Dave