Marceline: I have to tell you something… Everyone is going to be here soon and well… Allen is coming… because we have been hooking up.

Molly: WHAT? You broke up with Dylan yesterday? 

Marceline: Shhhhh, shut up. I know. Last night after we left The Comet Lounge was the first time. I don’t want to date him but as gross as it is I really want to woo and hoo him…

Molly: Your first woo and hoo can’t be with someone you don’t care about!

Marceline: I may never care about any guy my whole life Molly, we just don’t know. I’m keeping this a secret because I know it’s embarrassing. But he’s weirdly sexy don’t you think? 

Molly: No…