This weekend the Night Vale zoo finally reopens after last month’s renovations. Among the new features are fences and plexiglas to separate the animals from each other and from zoo patrons. Zoo officials promise that they focused especially on the tiger, bear, spider, and snake areas in this regard. Another new feature is the “sensory extraction room” where a randomly selected zoo goer will be dropped into a pitch black, sound proof booth for two straight days, while zoo keepers harvest their scent and teach it to genetically improved predators. They’ve also unveiled a new logo featuring a swan being eaten by a giraffe and a new slogan: “You go to the zoo so the animals can watch you.” So come join in on the fun this weekend! Slow moving children with more than 15% body fat get in free.