The Signs Getting Ready for a Night Out

*spends ten minutes working on one eye* *smudges eyeliner* “Screw it”: Aries, Cancer, Scorpio

Goes out in jeans and a sweatshirt: Gemini, Libra, Pisces

Barely puts in any effort, ends up looking flawless AF: Taurus, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Spends hours dressing up and makes everyone else look like trash: Virgo, Capricorn, Leo

Drunk Signs
  • ARIES: the violent drunk
  • TAURUS: the sentimental drunk
  • GEMINI: the happy drunk
  • CANCER: the honest drunk
  • LEO: the naked drunk
  • VIRGO: the broken drunk
  • LIBRA: the sloppy drunk
  • SCORPIO: the bold drunk
  • SAGITTARIUS: the infantile drunk
  • CAPRICORN: the melancholic drunk
  • AQUARIUS: the touchy-feely drunk
  • PISCES: the horny drunk