It’s hard to get a good picture behind the table, but special thanks to Scott for making me this scary deer to add to the collection of statues of deer that are vaguely unsettling for reasons you can’t quite place! You can find his sculptures @skullsoup on Instagram, or by searching Skull Soup on Facebook!
Imagine going to your divorce lawyer, Tom, for the fourth time. He loves to tease you about the men you marry, joking that someday he’ll have enough money to pique your interest. Until then, he’s content in drafting your divorce settlements, all the while describing all the ways he can satisfy you like none of your husbands ever could.