night legs

i’m in my prime,
not withering and old.
but i refuse to play
your wicked games any longer.

i know this tether is unbreakable,
but you make me feel like i’m interchangeable.
you drew a target on my heart,
when did this become fatal attraction?

i don’t have the strength,
the energy,
nor the patience
to be held hostage by your love.

so baby please don’t despair
when i say that
i’ve found the courage to
let you go.

you were never meant to be tied down in the first place.

—  believing i could love you was my mistake, c.j.n.
Harry Looks Better Than Me in Short Shorts

Let’s get started.

If I’m not mistaken, this started it all.  I mean, what the hell Harry, they weren’t short enough so you had to roll them?  I’m not complaining though.  In fact, good idea.  Great idea.  Do it again.

He did it again.  I don’t even know what this outfit is.  All I know is I love it and he should probably wear it again.  Keep rolling your shorts. And keep letting the butterfly and birds fly free.  Please and thank you.

He rolled them again.  I approve. And also I’m jealous of his legs.

Right about now is where I tend to black out because yellow shorts.

Everything’s blurry.  I can barely see.

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ammoth  asked:

Oh, "Unwanted Free Used Cyborg" sounds interesting! Wanna tell us a bit about it? c:

  • mike and chuck didn’t know each other
  • the cyborgening proceeded, much like it did in Override 0
  • news that the cyborg supersoldier endeavor had failed landed unfortunately close to the news that Mike Fucking Chilton had ditched Deluxe and ollied outie
  • Kane decided he was done with INCOMPETENT FUCKUPS and had the head scientist/main test subject aggressively reprogrammed and thrown out of Deluxe
  • literally thrown out, he fell a very long way and took some nasty surface damage when he landed in Motorcity
  • Result.

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