night jump

Who did you call?!

Keith stormed in on his boyfriend “who the hell were you calling last night?!” He demanded.
Lance jumped up when the door was slammed open “n-no one Keith I swear!” He smiled but looked guilty.
“On come on I heard you’ ‘hey it’s Lance again’ didn’t sound like no one!” Keith snapped grabbing Lance by the collar.
Lance didn’t say anything, his eyes darting to his phone laying on the couch.
Keith dropped him picking it up, keeping his glare fixed on Lance as he redialled.
The phone rang twice before a woman’s voice came from the other side.
“Suicide hotline.”

mate, do u ever think about how Iconic River Song was??

  • trashed her husbands ride so bad that the universe exploded
  • lurked around at her parent’s wedding for The Lolz
  • faked being surprised at shit for 100 years??
  • basically threatened 2 let the universe die if the doctor didn’t marry her??
  • one time she and the doctor had a fight that was so bad he went and lived with some otters for a month
  • shoots everything (including hats) and it turns the doctor on
  • poisoned a dude so she could sell him the antidote 
  • probably had sex with cleopatra???
  • went back in time and became her mum’s best friend so she could kill her future husband in the future
  • asked some sontarans if they were on a hens night 
  • jumped offed things such as a building and also the empty vacum of space so the doctor would catch her
  • hung out with her parents and husband and did really crazy shit before they knew who she was
  • made constant jokes about how much sex her and her husband have while she doin said crazy shit 
  • also when they finally knew who she was, she didn’t let up on the inuendos at all
  • hair that expanded like the universe 
  • even tho she constantly breaks out of prison, she always goes back 2 be polite 2 the guards 
  • became an archaeologist to stalk her man and get paid 4 it
  • had sex with the doctor for 24 years straight lmao A Legend 
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Magikarp on a Mission~

When nobody believes in you, sometimes you’ve got to take it upon yourself to go where you never thought possible! 

These are all part of a larger animation I am working on <3 How many pokemon can you spot in this? :3

There is so many layers in these though x0x omg

I have a little bit of footage of me animating these by layers as well I might consider speeding up and posting for curious eyes. :3

Where could the magikarp be going? What has it so determined that it is willing to travel across land for an entire day to reach his goal?? :O who knows!

The Team starts playing “The Floor Is Lava”. Except they can’t do anything normally, so it’s Extra ™

Wally calls it on Robin outside Mount Justice, and Robin ends up in a tree in three seconds. 

Robin calls it on M’gann after a mission briefing in the Cave, and she flies up, sparking an hour long argument in the bioship on the way to their drop point on whether or not that was cheating. The whole team gets involved. It was cheating. 

Artemis calls it on Conner during movie night, and he jumps too hard to get to the kitchen counter and puts a dent in the ceiling. And spills the popcorn. 

Kaldur calls it on Artemis in the hangar, and Artemis ends up face planting into the water after she tried to jump onto the wing of the bioship and slid off. 

It’s all fun and games until they’re on a mission fighting a Geokinetic rogue and the ground starts splitting apart and spewing lava so everyone gets the fuck up the high ground. After they take the rogue down it’s all quiet and calm until Wally just starts snickering because

Guys. The floor was lava.

And they all just look at each other for a moment and burst out laughing. 

anonymous asked:

Have you met Arin Hanson in person?

only once. the night he killed my father.

he locked eyes with me as he leaped onto the windowsill with an inhuman crouch. his body was not of a man’s, but of a spider’s. his head swiveled on an axis as his torso faced towards the outside, yet his cold gaze still met mine.

before he launched out the window and into the night, jumping from building to building with unnatural speed, he said to me;

“think twice the next time you type mean comments in the youtube comments section. im bad at video games, but at least my dad wasnt murdered just now.”

and like that, he was gone.