I’m going to be honest and say that I don’t like Jyrus being referred to as “that ship Tumblr freaks out over” because platonic or not Jonah and Cyrus do have a connection and it shouldn’t be downplayed or censored like it’s something bad when it’s one of the more healthy relationships I’ve seen.
But the way Liam squeezes Zayn’s shoulder with his hand so fucking possessively like he has to show the world how Zayn is all his, as if we didn’t already know, and ugh it just has me all emotional bc imagine Liam squeezing Zayn tightly against himself with a strong grip and whispering ‘your mine’ in his ear. I swear that left a fucking bruise too bc that’s a hard squeeze everyone no kidding
AND THE WAY ZAYN FUCKING SMIRKS AS TO SAY YEAH I KNOW LI M YOURS N M FEELING LIKE STUFF LIKE THAT HAPPENS A LOT BC LIAM CAN BE FUCKING POSSESSIVE SOMETIMES N WE ALL KNOW IT, N ZAYNS SUCH A TEASE N WELL .. YEAH
Can we please take a moment and imagine Zayn being a fucking tease towards Liam all day and him finally snapping ??
(It has happened multiplied times n we all know it)
I don’t even wanna start thinking bout how their sex must be …
Just kidding ofc I wanna think bout it
Just don’t wanna start babbling bout it cause m not sure m gonna be able to stop…
Alright, homebros. The fandom has been blessed with more content, and I have been blessed with an extra hour of sleep, so let’s make this rundown a good one, aye?
3. 2. 1. Go!
So we got a new poster! Yep. A new poster. Normally, I wouldn’t be so excited for just a poster, but we’ve pretty much been starved this hiatus. It’s like throwing a chicken nugget at a captive T-Rex. Will it excitedly eat the damn chicken nugget even though it really wants a couple freshly fried dinos instead? Yes.
Actually, scratch that. I don’t think a T-Rex could pick up a chicken nugget.
You get the point though, we’re taking whatever we can get at this point. The more excited we act, the less pain we feel on the inside.
Which means that I was happy dancing when I saw the new poster. Here’s a cool comparison of the season 1 and season 2 posters! (x) @sprouseharts
Now that we’ve all taken the time to appreciate the new content, it’s time to do what Tumblr does best: roast the content.
This poster, man. This poster makes me ashamed of myself. It makes me ashamed to be so excited over it because damn. Just damn.
I can’t even bring myself to say it, but I’m sure someone can. Like maybe Cole?
All I’ve been thinking about all day is how bad that poor employee must feel. Cole Sprouse roasted their work. But then I thought harder, and I realized that maybe that dude didn’t have it so bad. I mean, at least Cole acknowledged their existence.
Headcanon: It was the dude’s intention all along to make an ugly poster. This is all a part of their master plan for World Domination.
Lili Reinhart once again blessed us with a lovely Insta Story. Why is it lovely you ask? Because Lili is in it. Do you even need to ask that question, or do you just choose to waste everyone’s time?
If I was still alive, Lili Reinhart would be murdering me right now. Luckily, I am not alive and am not being murdered. I cannot continue to afford these ghost lawyer bills.
Check out these gifs of her doing awkward shit. (awkward in a good way). (x) @lilirenhart
Lili is also great at teasing us. Is that a good thing? Idk. All I know is that she posted a picture to her insta story, and now I want a brooding boyfriend, two milkshakes, and Jesus H. Christ. (x) @elizabthcoopr
A couple of other Riverdale cast members blessed us with their presence on insta stories, today.
KJ decided to post a close-up video of his face for us to enjoy. (x) @imppanppan
It’s actually a critically acclaimed short film now. Some reviews include,
“It was riveting, compelling, heartbreaking. It made me feel deep emotions I never knew existed.” - Zac Efron (probably)
“The very last brooding look he threw at the camera brought a single tear to my eye. This truly is a compelling story that will go down in the ages as a classic.” -Barack Obama
“I have died for the world’s sins. I am glad to see that this death has been put to good use. Amazing performance by KJ Apa. He will be guaranteed a spot in Heaven. See you later, buddy. JC out! *mic drop*” - Jesus H. Christ
We were also blessed with an oddly erotic video of Charles Melton brushing his teeth. I don’t know how I feel about it, and I’m not sure what that says about me as a person… (x) @imppanppan
Madchen also gave us a cute story showing her and Lili getting her tattoos covered up. Personally, I want to see the show throw a random serpent tattoo somewhere on Alice’s body. #neverforgetyourfamilyalice (x) @sprousehartinvestigation
Cole Sprouse posted a weird joke on Twitter again. In case you haven’t noticed, he’s weird. He’s a weirdo. He doesn’t fit in, and he doesn’t wanna fit in. (x) @ruverdale (x) @samantha-with-grace
It’s cool, Cole. We get your internet humor. And if we don’t? Well, we like you enough to laugh anyway.
Fans are also freaking out because RAS has named the 8th episode of Season Two, House of the Devil. (x) @hobooutsider
Why can’t you just be nice to us, RAS? Why can’t you just let our characters be happy. Why House of the Devil. Why couldn’t it be House of the Butterflies!
We got to see the other side of the camera duels battle. Sprousehart fans are having a field day because it seems as though Lili is in the passenger seat of the car. I’m not sure, everytime I try to sneak a peek I get distracted by Cole’s hair. #luscious #patenecommercial? #killme (x) @rarecolesprouse@ruverdale
If it is Lili, though, that confirms that she does, in fact, ride shotgun in cars on occasions. I don’t know how to handle that news, honestly. It’s blowing my mind dynamite!