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Agent of Asgard: What Will Loki Become?

“Loki began his third life by annihilating the soul of his second–his better, purer self. Now he pays the price. King Loki has won the game. Loki is burning now. There is no way out. What lie–or truth–will save him now?”

The cover and solicits for Loki: Agent of Asgard #13 look pretty grim. Prices being paid? King Loki winning? Loki burning? No way out? Doesn’t sound good. And then there’s that cover–we see nothing but the shadowy figure of Loki, grinning like a maniac, while a pillar of fire burns behind him. This doesn’t look like a happy ending, is what I’m trying to say here. 

But there is a flicker of hope for our poor hero/villain/whatever-he-is. If what the solicits say are true, that scary-as-hell cover above might not be Loki’s final form. There’s some deep, revealing truth out there that might actually save him. He just needs to hear it.

How will that happen, though? What is this mysterious truth, and who will be the one to give it to him? I have some ideas about how that’ll turn out, and thinking ‘meh, it’s not like I have anything better to do’, I decided to post them here. If you wanna see what the inside of rabbit hole looks like, just click that nifty “Keep reading” button at the bottom of this post.

Be warned, though: spoilers for past and (potentially) future issues of Loki: Agent of Asgard abound. Also, you should totally read Loki: Agent of Asgard. Seriously. Good book.

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the best dam chat i've ever had on shamchat.com
  • This is a conversation between Pennywise the Dancing Clown and a gay.
  • a gay: i am
  • a gay: oh hi
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Hiyo
  • a gay: how many ppl did u kill
  • a gay: like
  • a gay: idk
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: At least 91, definitely a lot more
  • a gay: ah ok
  • a gay: *stabs u*
  • a gay: hahaha die motherfucker
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: That doesn't do anything, y'know?
  • a gay: shh
  • a gay: i am gay
  • a gay: i have
  • a gay: infinite power
  • a gay: youre dead bitch
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Yeah okay well I'm a genderless extradimensional creature that's pansexual, so I win
  • a gay: f u ck
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Also I'm dating the Babadook
  • a gay: I CALL UPON THE POWER OF THE RAINBPW
  • a gay: YOURE WHA T
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: I like his nifty too hat
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: *top
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: And the cute book he leaves people, wonderful!
  • a gay: ok lol well
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Hey how old are you?
  • a gay: I CALL UPON THE POWER OF THE RAINBOW
  • a gay: *RAINBOW LAZER BEAM*
  • a gay: UR DEAD BITCH
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: You know I can't actually die, right?
  • a gay: now now
  • a gay: lets not jump to conclusions here
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: I don't have a physical form and therefore I cannot be mortally wounded
  • a gay: yea well nither does the rainbow lazer beam so ur dead bitch
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Actually it's made of the same stuff I am, so it'd just make me bigger
  • a gay: nope
  • a gay: youre
  • a gay: dead
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Nah
  • a gay: I AM
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: I've eaten gays like you for breakfast, literally
  • a gay: IN CVINCIBEL
  • a gay: so you cant kill me either
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: People that can't spell invincible aren't invincible.
  • a gay: im tricking you
  • a gay: i can spell perfectly thank you very much
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Telling me that isn't very strategic
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: The whole point of a trick is to go unnoticed.
  • a gay: yeah well im still IN CVINCIBEL
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Telling me I've been tricked is counter intuitive
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: You're playing yourself
  • a gay: are you telling me how to manipulate you?
  • a gay: please, go on.
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: How in hell am I telling you how to manipulate you? I'm literally telepathic, I can read your mind.
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: I know what you're going to do before you do it
  • a gay: its the duel of the queers
  • a gay: both are invincible
  • a gay: both canot die
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: I'll get my boyfriend on to you, he'll make you depressed
  • a gay: oh no
  • a gay: the
  • a gay: babydick
  • a gay: im so scared
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Don't insult my boyfriend like that, sure he's lacking a bit in that department but he's not a shape shifter like I am.
  • a gay: ok lol
  • a gay: ill lay off the babydick
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: He'll still drive you to kill all the people you love and then yourself
  • a gay: i wont hurt him
  • a gay: nah
  • a gay: ive already done that
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Do you any pets?
  • a gay: i have a straight male
  • a gay: hes very
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: He'll make you kill it
  • a gay: ...interesting
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Are you sure you want to kill your straight male?
  • a gay: idk hes annoying as fuck so
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: I can make him float
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: You can float too if you come with me.
  • a gay: ah yeah no
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Don't you want to join the LGBT club?
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: The T is transdimensional
  • a gay: no it stans for
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Lesbian, Gay, Babadook, and Transdimensional
  • a gay: THANK YOU FOR STAYING F A A A A A R AWAY
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Sure thing
  • a gay: yes
  • a gay: well
  • a gay: im not going with you
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: You don't want to float with the other gays?
  • a gay: all of the other floating gays are dead no thank you
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: You can't be sure of that
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Maybe they're all down there having a party
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: You'll miss out on all the homesexual sex
  • a gay: yeah maybe
  • a gay: or theyre dead
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: It's a huge floating orgy
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: You don't wanna miss that, do you?
  • a gay: or do i
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Everyone loves a good mid-air orgy
  • a gay: not everyone
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Yes everyone
  • a gay: people dont like it if theYRE FUCKING DEAD
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: They also don't not like it if they're dead so...
  • a gay: yeah bc theyre dead
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: And it's totally up to you whether you fuck the dead ones, like you don't have to. Just stick with the living ones.
  • a gay: i would very much like to keep my life status thank you very much
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: How about you fuck one of the dead people and I won't eat you?
  • a gay: you can keep on with this shit
  • a gay: or
  • a gay: you can stop
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Or I'll eat you and you'll still have to fuck a dead guy
  • a gay: and try something else
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Nah
  • a gay: i aint doin noting
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Disappointed
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: You're not a true gay
  • a gay: i am immortal and invincible and so are you
  • a gay: so were not going anywhere
  • a gay: were at the stalemate
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Nah I'm 100% better than you because you're just a human and humans are shit
  • a gay: why yes
  • a gay: but i am
  • a gay: a
  • a gay: homosexual
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Doesn't change anything, you're still a shitty human
  • a gay: if you wanna kill someone
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Being gay doesn't make you better than anyone else. However being a transdimensional shapeshifter does
  • a gay: you can always kill this staight male
  • a gay: i dont mind
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown: *extends weird goblin shark teeth and bites your head off along with the straight male's*
  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown has left the conversation.
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Been on a Paper Mario craze lately so thought I’d try out some fanart in a Paper Mario-esque/chibi style

Here we’ve got @tropicalsleet and @imalsoembarrassed being cute together (I like to think Were-Javs remembers who rubs his belly :3)

@scarletbragon with his awesome music skills. Sorry I couldn’t think of another pic ;-;

@modeling-cloy as Kirby and sporting a nifty hat (I didnt know what color scheme to use, so I used this as a ref)

@bawdywawdy cosplaying as his Touhou OC Henran no Megami and Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

and a bit for myself cause I love pocky and Gomamon is my absolute favorite digimon, I’d definitely cosplay is him

John Bates' style evolution.

Do you ever notice John’s attire? I have lately.  Aside from his ‘uniform’, that he looks so fine in, he’s had a lot of suits over the years.

 My favorite, is his unassuming brown suit.  The suit he arrived in,

and was married in.

Then there’s the lovely, comfy prison jammies - aside from his hair, the only good to come out of that whole prison thing, imo.

Back home again, just in time for Cricket, and we find him in this nice charcoal gray suit w/brown tie and that nifty Panama hat!  I imagine all these lovely clothes are hand-me-downs from Lord Grantham.

And we can’t forget the beachwear!  It appears to be the same suit from above sans jacket & tie.  Pretty daring, Mr. Bates!  But poor Anna in that regrettable dress!  Remember when we first saw this dress we thought Anna must be pregnant? 

So it’s back to prison again, but this time it’s Anna’s turn.  She does have a very dapper looking husband to visit her though.  A new grayish/brown suit with a really stylish striped shirt and tie. Could he look any better with clothes on?

And here we are, right back where we started. For his return to Downton and his beloved Anna, that fashion plate, John Bates, chose to wear his lovely old brown suit, this time with a dark vest and brown tie and a twinkle in his eye.  I like it!

men’s pajama pants are just so much more comfortable than female pajama pants and you get that nifty little penis hole im not sure what it’s function is from the female perspective but hey it’s there

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Atlanta artist/producer/songwriter Raury has been turning heads with his genre-bending single ’God’s Whisper’ for the past week, and now, we have a visual. Citing the likes of Kid Cudi, Andre 3000 and Adele as his influences, Raury manages to mould the raw, rugged flow in his verses with the swooping indie atmospherics to perfection. The visual too, is pretty hip; which sees Raury don a nifty floppy hat. Oh, did we mention that he’s 17 (!!!!) A full-length is on its way too, it’s called Indigo Child, so keep a look out!