nietzscheisdeadisdead replied to your post: i thought tom clancy being dead was a joke but…

i didn’t even know tom clancy was a real person, i thought he was the main character of the tom clancy’s rainbox six video games

an old man in sunglasses and a baseball hat shoots all the terrorism and makes america #1 based entirely on the power of gun and patriotism’s dick

i’m pretty sure that’s what tom clancy was imagining when he was writing pretty much any of them, really

nietzscheisdeadisdead replied to your post: nietzscheisdeadisdead rep…

i think it’s supposed to be absurd, i think it’s a morality story. youre supposed to say “but the fresh prince, your parents were absolutely right in punishing you for this. parents really DO understand.” it’s a bildungsroman about growing up

entirely possible but i think my brain is more stuck on “1. will, how did you not notice she’s 12 years old and but more pertinently 2. why is this being played off as a joke on a comedically focused track”