nicole the ai

I wish somebody would make a functioning NICOLE program, sort of like a shimeji or flele, but that could replace computer pop-ups, etc.

she’d wander around your desktop and occasionally talk to you, and could play music for you, give you alerts, ask if you want to save things, spellcheck for you…sort of like the Microsoft Word paperclip guy, except far less annoying and infinitely cuter

and if you’re idle for a while she’d start playing around with your programs and computer settings (but set them back to normal as soon as you come back, acting all innocent like she hasn’t done anything) and maybe write you nice messages and pin them to your desktop

oh also you could have conversations with her like a chatbot

yes that would be the most perfect thing