nicole :(((

protector / protectee starters

  • “no. you can’t go, it’s too dangerous.”
  • “it’s not dangerous. i’ll be fine.”
  • “i’m not going to let anything happen to you.” 
  • “you can’t keep me safe from everything.”
  • “just be careful.” 
  • “i’m always careful.”
  • “you’re going to get yourself hurt.”
  • “i won’t get hurt, i promise.”
  • “i won’t let them hurt you.”
  • “you can’t save me from this.”
  • “please try and stay out of trouble.”
  • “if anything happened to you…” 
  • “i’m not sure how to keep you safe.”
  • “i’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
  • “this is the only way to keep you safe.”
  • “you can’t keep an eye on me twenty four seven.”
  • “everywhere you go, i go.”
  • “it’s not your job to protect me.”
  • “it’s my job to protect you.”
  • “don’t worry, i’ve got you.”
  • “no one will hurt you as long as i’m breathing.”
  • “you don’t understand how dangerous this is.”
  • “please come back in one piece.”

reverse jealous / possessive meme

  • “he / she wasn’t flirting with me, calm down.”
  • “they’re just a friend, i swear.”
  • “you’re being really irrational about all this.”
  • “you can’t tell me what to do.”
  • “you can’t tell me who i can and can’t hang out with.”
  • “there’s no reason for you to be jealous.”
  • “who cares if they were flirting with me? it doesn’t mean anything.”
  • “stop treating me like a piece of property.”
  • “i wasn’t flirting, i was being friendly.”
  • “i don’t belong to you.”
  • “calm down. i’m yours, nothing’s gonna change that.”
  • “are you seriously jealous right now?”
  • “why does it matter who i was with?”
  • “i only have eyes for you, you know that.”
  • “you have nothing to worry about.”
  • “you need to stop being so controlling.”
  • “you have no reason to be jealous!”
  • “why are you acting like this?”