Let’s make this a real snap election.
By snapping the United Kingdom apart.
Vote Scottish National Party.
Vote Sinn Féin.
Vote Plaid Cymru.
Vote Mebyon Kernow.
Hell, those are all lefty! Righties, worried we left you out?
Vote English Democrats!
Let’s use this election to fix the whole United Kingdom; by making it unwhole. English and Celtic identities should be what the people of the United Kingdom take pride in, not the lie of Britishness. Let’s make this election the one that makes everyone happy, the one that solidifies our many cultures into their own nations, and the one that succeeds Brexit in the future by giving true independence to the many cultures of the United Kingdom. Brexit may have been the United Kingdom’s independence day, but June 8 will be what allows Ireland to reunite and for England, Scotland, Wales, and Cornwall to have their own independence days. Now you just have to make independence happen! The door is open and we must vote in the best interests of our cultures and solidify our traditions, languages, and borders into their own separate nations. Good luck!