nico ni

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cant forget my best son

W H Y

It’s hilarious how far people will go to not ship otayuri. Ship what you want. Literally, I’m completely fine if you don’t ship it for any reason other than their age gap, I don’t judge. But, not shipping them just due to their age gap is so uncalled for. Their age gap is literally three years. It’s basically a high school senior and a sophomore. That’s nothing out of the extraordinary, even in real life it’s common for people to date with a few years apart. Chances are your parents might have a larger age gap than a mere three, four, or even five years. Viktor and Yuuri are five years apart, yet you don’t bash them. It’s not like I want you to bash them but, why is that? Is it because they are both of the consenting age? When Yuuri was 16, Viktor was 21. As people age and their relationship grows, literally a three or five year age difference seems only like minutes apart.

Could it be you not only ship it because of their age gap, but also because if sex were to occur it would be deemed as rape, since Yuri is only 15? Listen here buddy chum pal, some relationships don’t rely on sexual romance. The most sexual thing I imagine Otabek and Yuri doing at their age is probably watching a movie with a sex scene and both of them getting embarrassed and having to look away from the damned screen. It’s not like Otabek and Yuri can’t share a healthy and platonic relationship without sex until Yuri is able to consent due to the ode of the laws. Or would you bash that since a movie with a sex scene is probably rated 18+ and Yuri is a minor so he can’t watch it… It’s not like us teens watch rated R movies these days.

Of course it’s okay to be disinterested in a ship due to their ages, but a small age gape such as three years is so uncalled for. But, stop the hate over their age gap, for god’s sake. Hate the ship for some other god forsaken reason. As again, I honestly don’t care what people ship. You can probably ship Nico and JJ and I would be fine with it. Nico nico ni and JJ style… two mantras made in heaven… or hell. Idol hell. Holy shit it’s perfect.

lance and keith had one of their usual outlandish dares because they’re competitive little shits. lance had dared keith to give up his pocket knives for “at least a day.” keith dared lance to drop the puns for a full week. keith obviously lost. 

the consequence for losing: keith has to say “nico nico ni” every time he’s in his galra form.

  • Hajime: What’s your name?
  • Nico: Ni-Ni-Ni-
  • Hajime: WELL SWEET MOTHER TERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDES BENZ, YOU SOUND LIKE A MAJESTIC FUCKING EAGLE!! DO YOU SING?!
  • Nico: *nervous stuttering*
  • Hajime: HARMONIZE WITH ME, MAGGOT!
  • Nico: I don’t know if I can-
  • Hajime: *hits a ridiculously high note*
  • Nico: *S H R I E K S*