nico di angelo*

Heroes of Olympus as popular text posts
  • Percy: ''Fun drinking game: Take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated.''
  • Annabeth: ''Do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking?''
  • Jason: ''If you ever feel bad about yourself remember that one time i didn’t understand that my waiter was just trying to give me my change so i fist bumped him instead ''
  • Piper: ''People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting “what the fuck that’s illegal” or “you can’t do that” let me talk dear god''
  • Leo: ''Back by unpopular demand: me''
  • Hazel: ''I watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”''
  • Frank: ''Listen, I’m a nice person so if I’m a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why.''
  • Nico: ''Gayer than intended: an autobiography''
  • Reyna: ''Girls aren’t playing hard to get… They don’t want you.''

only 90’s kids will remember the days grover was considered percy’s bestfriend

  • Frank: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
  • Nico: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
  • Jason: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years!
  • Leo: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
  • Percy: Mental stability, my old friend!
  • Frank: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Nico, Jason, Rachel

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Percy, Piper, Will

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: Leo, Frank, Hazel

Looks like they could kill you and could kill you: Annabeth, Reyna, Thalia