nick jonas + aliens “I have an alien experience. Basically, I was in my backyard a couple years ago. I was playing basketball with some friends and I look up in the sky and I see three flying saucers, flying in a triangular formation. I’m like, "Am I the only one seeing this?!” They’re like, “No, we’re seeing it bro.” Go online, there’s two other sightings in Canada and in Vegas that are exactly similar. Think about it. Aliens.“

(Nick telling the same story for the 2913742894th time.)