Children's TV shows now are all educational and shit. When I was little all learned;
  • Slime is a kids best friend
  • It is possible to have a half cat - half dog
  • People can be multiple colors of the rainbow (including bright blue)
  • There is a boy named Arnold with a football shaped head
  • Having a crush means you have a shrine to them in your closet 
  • Stoop boy will never get off of his stoop
  • Sponges can live in Pineapples under the sea
  • Cats are not water-resistant
  • Working is fun - especially at good burger
  • And that I can do this with my hands