nickelodeon star

  • Disney: We can't have like... A canon gay main character. That would disrupt our viewer base too much!
  • Nickelodeon: Just... Sneak it in man, make it subtle. These kids are smart they'll figure it out. Release comics and stuff dude. Get on it.
  • Cartoon Network: JUST FUCKING GAY IT UP BRUH, MAKE EVERYTHING GAY! Steven Universe? GAY! Amazing World of Gumball? GAY! Adventure Time? HOLY FLAMING JESUS BALLS YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT'S GAY! YOU GET A GAY, AND YOU GET A GAY. GAY ALL ROUND!
Cartoons are for Kids
  • <b> <b></b> <b></b> <b></b> <b></b> Random guy:</b> People should stop obsessing over cartoons so much. They're for kids, and kids only. There's not one kids cartoon on or has been on that adults can possibly enjoy!<p><b>Me:</b> *pulls out laptop and types in shows* The Last Airbender, Gravity Falls, Legend of Korra, Teen Titans, Ben 10, Star vs the forces of evil, We Bare Bears, Voltron: Legendary Defender, The Loud House, Xiaolin Showdown, Danny Phantom, Over the Garden Wall, Powerpuff Girls, Steven Universe, Dexter's Laboratory, Samurai Jack, Wander Over Yonder, Invader Zim, Hey Arnold, Regular Show, Adventure Time....<p><b>Random guy:</b> *tears of joy streams down cheeks* Where have these been all my life!?! 😭<p><b>Me:</b> You have much to learn grasshopper....<p><p><p><p><p>