nickelodeon game show

i dont know if you guys are aware of this, but i was just researching shit on legends of the hidden temple and i decided to go to its accompanying wiki. this turned out to be the best decision i have ever made; this wiki is on some other shit:

so many of the articles are very judgmental and they seem to all be written by the same person

not only is this wiki extremely opinionated but its also extremely detailed. they have the exact statistics of of every individual round of the show for every single fucking episode. not to mention obscure trivia and connections that i wouldnt even think to make:

i had no idea there was such a hardcore interest in legends of the hidden temple. this whole wiki is just filled with gems


theres also an entire page on the wiki just devoted to the Temple Guards that contains shit like this:

this wiki is so fucking insane and there are hundreds of pages just like this. i strongly suggest that everyone goes to check it out because god damn. also, to the three main contributors of the wiki: yall are god-level

2x2 Shed Your Skin

* wow y'all really mourning the loss of dolls aren’t ya?
* Nicole is HARDCORE avoiding Waves
* Doc: “but first… lemme take a selfie”
* Lots of stuff = lots of sex and whiskey
* Doc’s phone is totally a Motorola Razor
* Doc’s Hat 2016-2017, you will be missed
* “sucked his last boy dry” that’s not sexual at all Waverly
* This may be a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow" -Wynonna Earp
* I’m a slut for Pilot G2. Doc used the right pens
* Wynonna is more concerned about her snacks. Me too.
* Nevermind itty bitty titty… IM DECEASED
* Seance seance seance seance *pretty please*
* I’m all for pyromaniac tendencies but I don’t think burning down the homestead is the answer waverly
* This is some scobby doo door running montage shit
* Bonfire is acceptable
* Is Doc and Lucado gonna be a thing? Cause I’m not down with this
* Thank You for not doing her Doc
* It’s like they’re walking away from a PG-13 version of a nickelodeon game show
* #WreckHavocWednesdays
* So is that momma earp? Or Willa? Or both? Or how many questions am I going to have at the end of this episode?
* Jeremy realizing the connotation of his words and deeply regretting them
* I’m loving Waverly robe outfit

My life feels like a lie.

I’ve been through a lot of abuse. I’ve detailed a lot of it here. But I’ve also been on the front page of several news papers. I’ve been on Nickelodeon. Just as a game show contestant. I’ve been in the military. I’ve been homeless. I’ve won first place in science fairs. I spent a large portion of my teens in group homes.

I don’t know my biological father. The man I called Dad, the man on my birth certificate, who’s name I bear, is gone. He loved me like his own. As far as he ever cared, I was his own. I’m white, like day-glo ginger white. My dad wasn’t. He wasn’t back, but he had dark skin and jet black hair. I’m not sure of his ethnic background. Never cared. But if anyone even implied I wasn’t his son, he got angry, in their face angry.

My life feels like 20 different people dropped parts of their lives, and they feel into mine.

If anyone told me they had a life that remotely resembled mine, I’d call them a liar to their face. I don’t know why I’m reflecting. Maybe it’s because I just had a birthday. Maybe because I was just diagnosed with type 2 diabetes with an A1C of 11.3. I never felt I was aging before. But now I have a very serious condition to manage. I’ve lost 45 lbs in two months.

Guess I’m just kind of rambling. Sorry to clutter your day a bit with irrelevant stuff.