Every Ghost Adventures episode ever
  • Zak pretends not to be terrified
  • Zak gets annoyed at one of the guys (usually Aaron)
  • Aaron makes an innuendo/ bad joke
  • Someone trips/ falls over
  • The guys hear an entire aria in an EVP that just sounds like rustling
  • “At this exact moment…”
  • “Was this spirit (Zak describes a totally random action)???”
  • CHEESY REENACTMENTS
  • Nick feels sick/ gets chills
  • The guys see a human figure in a formless blob/ an orb that looks like a moth
  • Aaron gets left on his own
  • Zak yells “SHHH”
  • Zak continues to yell “SHHH” for a full minute after everyone else has shut up
  • “DUDE! OH MY GOD, BRO…MAN…DUDE…BRO…BRO”
  • Nick tries to sass the ghosts
  • Zak does something ridiculous “to get evidence”
  • Nick starts full on screaming
  • At least one super close up shot of Aaron making this face:
ghost adventures in a nutshell pt. 2

zak: OKAY GUYS THE GHOSTS HERE ARE ANGRY AS FUCK THERE’S SPIDERS EVERYWHERE SHIT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ATTACKED THEY’VE BEEN ATTACKED MOTHER FUCKERS

aaron: whoa that’s spooky

zak: OKAY NICK AND I WILL GO STAND OUTSIDE, AARON, YOU GO INTO THE BASEMENT ALONE WHERE 3,000 PEOPLE WERE MURDERED, 12 DEMONS WERE SUMMONED AND WHERE SATAN IS CURRENTLY RESIDING

aaron:

aaron: but-

zak: LOCKDOWN TIME