ghost adventures in a nutshell pt. 2

zak: OKAY GUYS THE GHOSTS HERE ARE ANGRY AS FUCK THERE’S SPIDERS EVERYWHERE SHIT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ATTACKED THEY’VE BEEN ATTACKED MOTHER FUCKERS

aaron: whoa that’s spooky

zak: OKAY NICK AND I WILL GO STAND OUTSIDE, AARON, YOU GO INTO THE BASEMENT ALONE WHERE 3,000 PEOPLE WERE MURDERED, 12 DEMONS WERE SUMMONED AND WHERE SATAN IS CURRENTLY RESIDING

aaron:

aaron: but-

zak: LOCKDOWN TIME

ghost adventures in a nutshell

*zak, nick and aaron investigating*

*ghost makes a noise*

zak: OH MY GOD SHSHSHSHSHSH STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP NICK SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP JUST STOP OKAY JESUS CHRIST NICK

nick:

nick: i came out here to investigate and have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

Every episode of Ghost Adventures ever
  • Zak:HEY YOU GHOST NAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAAH NAAAAAH I'M SO MUCH AWESOMER THAN YOU YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT COME AT ME BRO THROW SOMETHING HIT ME IMMA READY FOR YOU COME ON WHAT ARE YOU CHICKEN
  • Ghost:*makes noise*
  • Zak:HOLY S*&#@^$(*# *screams like a little girl*
  • Nick:Augh man I feel like I'm gonna puke I need to sit down I just got a real weird vibe in here
  • Zak:Aaron, go into that dark room by yourself and see if you can get any evidence
  • Aaron:HELLOOOO is there anyone in - OMFG SLKDJFLKSDJFOSIDFJIOEJWELR WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT OMG OMG OMG ZAK ZAK SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED ME I'M GONNA DIE