“The new recruits think they’re good at combat.”

One afternoon, Maria Hill would find a certain tape about a certain training session was missing.

An hour after that Phil Coulson would hear quiet laugher from Natasha Romanoff’s room. There were two voices.

A day later Fury would be asking for funding to add another medical bay.

Clint and Natasha had to be banned from sparring with newbies. Partly because they had sent the doctors at SHIELD into a frenzy trying to attend to the groaning recruits, but mostly because they scared more than half of them away.

Marvel Actors Stars of Fame

Marvel Actors that have either have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame or Handprints/footprints at the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre.

Tony Stark/Ironman: Robert Downey Jr.

Obadiah Stan/Iron Monger: Jeff Bridges

Pepper Potts: Gwyneth Paltrow

Black Widow: Scarlet Johansson

Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: Mickey Rourke

Nick Fury: Samuel L. Jackson

Odin: Anthony Hopkins:

General Phillips: Tommy Lee Jones

Trevor Slattery/The Mandarin: Ben Kingsley

Groot: Vin Diesel   

Scott Lang/Antman: Paul Rudd

Hank Pym: Michael Douglas

I wanna know how many painkillers Nick Fury was on just so he could achieve his Triumphant Return Strut

I mean, the movie takes place over the course of 3 or 4 days, right? Nick had injuries to his spinal cord and sternum, a fractured clavicle, a perforated lung, and a terrible headache. But he comes in all: 

“Ain’t no thang. Let’s fuck up these HYDRA bastards.”