nick furious

I finally finished coloring this! The lineart was completed around two weeks before Zootopia was released in theaters, and I’m afraid that’s why Nick and Judy are a bit OOC here - and why Nick is wearing shoes. Although I’m not a fan of bare feet on the dining table eitherNick,getyouracttogether.

Anywho, sure hope there are Chinese restaurants in Zootopia. 

the rom-com au: During a weekend bender in Vegas, our agents engage in self-destructive, drunken shenanigans that lead to two unplanned pregnancies, a wedding officiated by a Captain America impersonator, and a furious Nick Fury. With their jobs on the line, Skye and Ward are forced to finally get along while learning how to do this parenting thing.

featuring: drunken shenanigans by idiot spies, language, violence, nudity; all the classic things that make an adult rom-com amazing.

pairings: Skyeward, Huntingbird, Fitzsimmons, Clintasha, Philinda with Kate,Trip, Mack, & Fury

read the first FIVE chapters @ Ao3

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the rom-com au: During a weekend bender in Vegas, our agents engage in self-destructive, drunken shenanigans that lead to two unplanned pregnancies, a wedding officiated by a Captain America impersonator, and a furious Nick Fury. With their jobs on the line, Skye and Ward are forced to finally get along while learning how to do this parenting thing.

featuring: drunken shenanigans by idiot spies, language, violence, nudity; all the classic things that make an adult rom-com amazing.

pairings: Skyeward, Huntingbird, Fitzsimmons, Clintasha, Philinda with Kate,Trip, Mack, & Fury

annnnnnnnnnnnd we’re back! rom-com au chapter six is now up and there’s a baby being conceived so it’s porny as hell, ya’ll. you can read the full fic here at Ao3 or over at FFN. and to have some fun, drop me an ask or head over to my twitter to guess who the second pregnancy will be. enjoy!

ktrk5  asked:

Hey :) how about "I'll always protect you " prompt :) nick saying that to Judy

I don’t know what I’m doing anymore but here you go!


“I’ll always protect you,” says Nick sarcastically as she drags him up the stairwell towards suspect number four in this awful case she’s parlayed him on. She gives him a look over her shoulder and says-

“How sweet.” There’s no syrup on her tongue. Her purple eyes look up at him, so far away, and he scoffs.

“I try,” he says. She knocks on the door, and that’s all.


“I’ll always protect you,” says Nick after she’s shaking the water out of her ears. A quick fall into the fountain induced by a sharp bop to the hip by a fox.

“You pushed me in,” she spits, and she looks absolutely furious and Nick couldn’t have been any happier. Smug, cop bunny bumpkin.

“There was a bee.” He leers down at her. “I told you, Carrots-”

“Don’t call me that.”

“-I’ll always protect you.”

She hisses, “I wish you’d do it a little less,” but follows him anyway.


She’s not so bad, he learns. Not horribly bad. So when he says, “I got your back,” after they were chased by a savage cat through the jungle trees, he means it.

Sort of.

The Rabbit (Judy, he’s learning to call her) punches his arm with more force than she means

(or maybe with the exact amount- he’ll learn later that she’s always had an affinity for doing exactly what she means)

“You too,” says the Rabbit (Judy).


Things have happened. Too many things. They’ve hurt one another. Came back together. Foiled an evil plot and been in and out of clinics with stitched up legs and hoards of reporters. But here he is, signing their agreement clause and waiver in Bogo’s office, and she stands beside him looking so damn proud and he can’t help but ruffle the fur between her ears. “Hey,” he says. Then, “hey,” again when she doesn’t look at him right away. She does, then, turn her eyes up to meet his. “You know I’ll always protect you. Right?”

“Oh Nick.”

“I mean it!”

“I know!” She punches him, a little softer. “Ditto, Partner.”


He’d promised. And he tells her, he’d promised, as they’re wheeling him into the ambulance and she’s kissing his knuckles, holding her trembling lip against the little ridges of his hand.

He tries to say, see, told you so, but all that comes out is a coppery cough.

Judy says something into his skin. Her breath is warm.

He’s taken away.

Her purple eyes stay at the end of the hall.


“I hate you,” she tells him later, sitting on the end of his couch. He was released early after sixteen stitches to the wound in his side that had failed to kill him began to heal nicely and the gruff doctor he’d been assigned had begun to call him a waste of breathing space.

“Calm down, Carrots-”

“I won’t calm down! That perp was supposed to hit me!”

“And he didn‘t. He hit me.”

“No. You hit him.” True enough. A body slipped skillfully in front of her was proof enough of that. “And I hate you.”

“Cool. Hand me another applesauce?”

She hits his knee. He yelps. “Nicholas Wilde! How can you think about applesauce when-”

He springs up. Her breath stills. And then he’s there, his nose to hers, and his arms boxing her little body in against the ripped musty green fabric of his old couch. “Hey,” he says, sincere and all too real. Her purple eyes flash. There are tears brewing there, so he dips his head to nudge her chin with his muzzle. “You know I’ll always protect you, right?”

Judy swallows.

Slowly moves. Folds around him. They stay like that for a while. Nick with Judy. Judy with Nick. She mutters something into his shoulder, her breath still warm, and he kisses her temple in response, a little wet and noisy, but she doesn’t mind.

Later, she’ll let him go and get him more applesauce.

For now, he protects her.

He promised.

I said I would talk about Nick’s problematic behavior when I made that post before, and I mean to.

I want to disclaim this by saying that I completely understand why Nick is lashing out in this case. He’s terrified for Maya’s life. She’s important to him, and he has issues with people (especially women) relying on him because of problems in his own past. He doesn’t want to fail her and have her death on his hands, because not only would his best friend be gone, but Dahlia would be right about him. 

It’s admirable how he never lashes out at Gumshoe and Pearls, though he easily could. Pearls is an emotionally distressed 8 year old girl, and to Nick’s credit, he treats her with tender care every time they interact. It’s a testament to what a bleeding heart great guy he can be. 

That being said, Nick does some pretty nasty things in this case.

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Kung-Futopia Chapter 1

It was a morning like any other. The sun was shining, mammals were out and about, and, Judy mused as she stared at the prone form in front of her, Nick Wilde was dead to the world.
“Nick.” She said, jostling his shoulder. The fox turned and buried his head deeper in the pillows. “Nick!” She raised her voice, shoving the sleeping vulpine harder. He pulled the blankets over his head. “NICK!” she shouted, rolling him off the bed. Nick landed with a dull thud and opened his eyes.
“Whas goin on?” he asked groggily. Noticing Judy, he scrambled to cover himself with the fallen sheets. “Carrots, what’re you doing here?!” He exclaimed nervously, successfully covering himself. Judy chuckled at his embarrassment.
“You’re fine Nick.” She laughed. “You slept in your clothes.” Nick looked down and saw to his chagrin that he was dressed in his usual Hawaiian shirt and khakis. “The jet lag really got ya huh?” Nick looked puzzled for a few moments before he remembered where they were and his confusion cleared.
“Oh yeah,” he said as he yawned, “so what’s the plan Carrots?”
“Well,” She began decisively, “I thought we could go see the ruins of the Jade Palace and then go on to the Pool of Sacred Tears.”
“Sounds good Fluff.” Nick responded, stifling a yawn as he walked to the bathroom. “Also,” he added before he went in, “why’re we in China again?”

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NEXT WEEK ON MARVEL/ISSUE #3

- Bucky Barnes secretly enjoyed his torture by Hydra - OK with news cap was always and will always be a HYDRA supporter/sympathiser despite of his own extreme torture by the establishment

- Iron Man’s suits was sponsored by HYDRA all along, BAFFLE shocked to learn

- Ant-Man says wherever CAP goes, I GO, Hydra or not, Falcon agrees

- Call it Safekeeping: T’Challa aka Black Panther duped into believing that he was actually rendering Bucky peace when he’s just restoring Hydra’s most valuable asset

- Hawkeye wished he stayed in his retirement, ‘F*** this shit, i’m done’ he was seen as quoting but Hydra has other plans for Clint and it does not include retirement benefits

- Vision tells Wanda ‘I TOLD YOU SO’ found unconscious in the basement of 30-storey building - no sign of Scarlet Witch who is believed to have fled the scene

- Natasha Romanoff fears that the red in her ledger will never be erased with this announcement

- Bruce Banner aka The Hulk was not available for any comments, says PR

- Nick Fury is furious and has once again elected to ignore this stupid ass decision

- Loki delighted with the news, promises future alliances with Cap to dominate Midgard

- Spiderman’s representative Aunt May said that he’s busy with homework and will not be available for any comments

- Sharon Carter: I’m glad that Aunt Peggy did not have to witness this

- Marvel want fans to continue buying the comics so to understand the full story, an anonymous source has stated

because changing captain america’s legacy for shock value is not a brilliant move; it’s just bad writing and utter disrespect to Joe Simon and Jack Kirby

Idea for a weird Captain America/Hercules-ish AU where Bucky is Meg and Steve is Hercules. (Sorta.)

(ohmygod, this grew bigger than it was supposed to be, I don’t even know what happened.)

Steve is a demi-god, whose mother was a mortal woman seduced by some horny, inconsiderate god from Mount Olympus. But he’s more mortal than god, and he’s weak and sickly and always so close to death. And all he wants to do is find where he belongs, because he doesn’t fit in with the mortals around him who ridicule his weak state, and who laugh at his many attempts to be just and kind and heroic.

His only friend is Bucky, who protects him from local bullies and beasts/monsters that roam the wilderness (because there’s a lot out there that may find skinny little Steve as a tasty, light meal.) Bucky and Steve are pretty inseparable, and a little bit in love, and while young Steve dreams of becoming a soldier so he can protect other people and stop bullies and finally belong somewhere, Bucky just dreams of a comfortable, simple life where he can keep Steve safe and sound and with him.

But one day, sometime in winter, the cold is too much for Steve to handle, and he weakens so much that he’s this close to dying, and Bucky doesn’t know what to do.

He realizes that the only thing he can do is sell his soul to the Red Skull/Hydra Hades, who promises health and vitality for the dying boy, in exchange for one thing…

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