nick barba

Law and Order: SVU
Olivia Benson: U have to testify
Fin Tutuola: I came from narcotics
Amanda Rollins: Back in Atlanta…
Elliot Stabler: I hate pedophiles
John Munch: The government has been keeping tabs
Captain Cragen: Liv, Elliot, my office. Now.
Melinda Warner: blunt force trauma to the head
Rafael Barba: Not enough evidence
Nick Amaro: Hola
Victim: Im not testifying

What I want to happen on season 18 of SVU:

In season 1, a psychiatrist came in to evaluate the squad, to see if any of them were close to having a mental breakdown (Det. Jefferies). They do that this season, since the squad recently lost one of their own (Dodds), they’re short-staffed, and there’s two single (new) mothers.  

We get to see each squad members’ session. Amanda is struggling with her sister and being a new mom. Carisi is struggling with his near-death experience, and with his sexuality (him being Catholic). Fin is struggling with being the only detective without a ‘life’, since his son’s surrogate had a miscarriage. Liv’s we don’t see. 

The psychiatrist says that there is someone that needs to take time off until a psychiatrist says they are ready to go back. Amanda and Sonny panic. Fin doesn’t show his panic. The three of them sit in the break room, and try to figure out who’s getting kicked out. They end up telling each other what they talked about in their sessions. They support and validate each other.  

Which squad member is the one getting forced time off? Benson. Because she has developed an alcohol dependency and still has PTSD, and can’t seem to form a boundary between work and home life. The squad is shocked. Declan Murphy takes Benson’s place. There’s a showdown being Murphy and Carisi, Carisi is pissed at Declan for pistol-whipping him. Murphy is pissed because he knows more about Jesse. Barba gets his spine back and doesn’t take every single case to court. He goes back to teasing Carisi. 

Mike Dodds comes back from the dead. The guy they thought was Mike Dodds was a UC, because Dodds was doing some secret anti-terrorism thing. Nick Amaro moves back to NYC because California ran out of water. 

NBC should just hire me. (Should I write the fanfic???)


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All One Shots

Det. Nick Amaro

Like a Sunday Morning (NSFW)

ADA Rafael Barba

The Edges

Labor Pains

Mutualism (Requested)

Sanctity (Requested)

Det. Sonny Carisi


Two Left Feet

The Five Times Sonny Was a Friend (And the One Time He Needed One)

Sgt. Mike Dodds

V for Victoria

What Matters Most

All Prompts

A collection of all my prompts, which you are encouraged to keep sending when requests are open from this, this, this, or this list or one of your own! At the moment, requests are CLOSED.

Det. Nick Amaro

“Looks like somebody’s all hot and bothered.” (Slightly NSFW)

“I’m fully aware that it’s one o'clock in the morning.”

“I don’t remember a fight, or a reason, so what happened? Why did we break up?”

ADA Rafael Barba

“Yeah, well it wasn’t funny.”

“Will you marry me?” (“Yeah, well it wasn’t funny” Continuation)

“Looks like somebody’s all hot and bothered.”

“Our baby is in the next room.”

“Please come home.”

“I just want to make you feel good.” (NSFW)

“You call that a kiss?”

“You can’t take something like that back, asshole.” (NSFW-ish)

“Consider it a divine intervention.”

“I lost the baby.”

Det. Sonny Carisi

“No, what you need is some pizza and a hug.”

“Don’t take it personally; she’s like that with everyone.”

“Please stop doing that to yourself.”

“Would you model it for me?”

“I don’t want to do this on my own. I don’t think I can do this on my own.”

Sgt. Mike Dodds

“Delete it. Now.”

“I was waiting for you. You never came.”

“You better hope my father didn’t hear that.” (NSFW)

“No one will suit you like I did.”

“You’re sending me to a shrink?”

“You should wear that more often.”

All Headcanons

Det. Nick Amaro

Amaro comes early

ADA Rafael Barba

Barba’s kinks

Would Barba share his S/O? With whom?

Rimming Barba

Barba proposes

Det. Sonny Carisi

Early morning sex with Carisi

Sonny’s dirty talk

Sonny getting head

Sonny’s turn-ons

Sonny’s kinks


Beard burn from Carisi

Sgt. Mike Dodds

Oral with Dodds

All Ships