Okay but actually, been thinking about Damien and Celine and William as an OT3 and wowie... they just... they all support and love each other so much... and this loser Markiplier isn't involved in any way, and they all live and are happy together inheriting this nice fancy house.
totally… no mark at all… just a mayor who wears too much hair gel, a colonel with a big floofy smoochy mustache, and a beautiful spoopy lady who wears black on wednesdays. and they all love each other. nice and happy. the end.