nice vocal cords you got there

Aquatic Transformations (Part 1)

It’s late at night when you’re playing around on your computer. You’re playing games and blogging when, all of a sudden, you see a little advertisement in the corner or the screen. ‘Explore New Exotic Places for Free!’ Seems interesting enough. You click on it and find out that the information it wants is pretty basic. It’s not asking for anything too demanding, so you don’t mind filling it out. After you’ve finished the application, you mess around on the computer for another hour or two before closing up your laptop and deciding it’s time for bed. You peel off your bra and put your jammies on, then cuddle up in bed with your big pillow. Life was simple for you, but lonely since you were always by yourself. You couldn’t help but think about that little ad you had seen earlier. Would it be cool to go to new places? Of course! Would it ever happen? You highly doubted it. Before long you started to doze off and passed out.

All of a sudden, you woke up to find yourself in extreme pain. Looking around, you discovered that you weren’t in your room, but in a tube of water with things sticking to your body. You tried to breathe, but found your lungs filled with water. Were you drowning? No, you were breathing still somehow. Outside of the tube, you could see a figure standing near the tube, watching you. She had dark, chocolate skin and golden eyes, with a smile that made you feel sick to your stomach even through all the pain.

“You are the perfect test subject.You seem to be taking the transformation well.” She said, pressing her hand up against the glass and examining you further. This woman placed more hands on the tube. It turns out that she has two sets of arms. “So far, your body has been able to adapt well with the new genes. You will be the hope for a species far from your world.”

New genes? What did she mean? That’s when you looked down at yourself. You could understand why you were in so much pain now. Where you once had legs, you now had a long, fishy, scaly tail in shades of purple. You placed your hands against the glass, your head now spinning. What was all this? What was going on?! Before you could say anything, something changed in the water and you found yourself slipping out of consciousness.

When you awoke, you found yourself in a tank the size of a living room. You had been sleeping on something soft that you would compare to a pillow, but you were underwater so how could it be a pillow? You shook your head, trying to think of what happened to you. Sitting up, you could see your new lower half. Deep purples and blue scales started where your belly button once was, forming your new tail. You had two small fins on your hips, and two tiny flippers near the end of your tail. The upper half of your body seemed to be almost the same as before, except that you had gills on your neck and the sides of your ribs, and your ribcage stuck out more than before.

“Do you like your new body?” You heard from the ceiling. There were speakers in the corners of the tank. You grasped some of the pillows and covered your chest and tried to speak, but couldn’t. The voice seemed to laugh before the top of the tank started to open up. It was the woman from before. “Do not worry, little one. No one will bother you about your breasts. Now, try out your new fins and swim to the top.”

There was very little you could do in this situation. You set the pillow back down on the bottom of the tank and pushed yourself up into the water. It took you a few clumsy minutes, but you were finally able to make it to the top of the tank, where you coughed up water until your lungs filled with air, and what you saw amazed you.

The tank you were placed in was near several other tanks with strange fish-like creatures in them, but none to the mermaid state you were in. Further away, there was a large lake where you could see some jumping out of the water and lounging around. Up above you were metal ceilings and large lights, illuminating the area.

“You are on my ship.” Said the woman standing on an observation deck near you. “And you are also very lucky that your transformation was such a success. Others were not so lucky.” It was the same woman from before. You grit your teeth, staring at her. “Of course, you must have some questions. Please, feel free to ask me anything.” She said, moving to the edge of the deck and sitting down, placing her legs in the water.

Using your fins, you slowly made your way near her and placed your arms on the edge of the tank. “Wh… Where am I? And what happened?” You asked her, your voice shaky.

“As I said, you are on my intergalactic ship, soaring through space at velocities your kind haven’t managed to reach as of yet. And, well, do you not remember that you signed up for this?” She asked, looking at you curiously. “We had put up an advertisement on the internet and asked for volunteers who were willing to leave their homes.”

That’s when it clicked. You had seen a silly little advertisement and clicked on it. It had talked about wanting people to move to new, exotic places, and you thought it was fake, but still put in your personal info cuz, what the hell, it didn’t ask for much info. Your eyes widened as you placed your hands on your forehead. “I… I didn’t think it was going to be like this! I didn’t think it would be out of this world!” You sighed. “Are you fucking serious?” You asked, looking at her. “That silly little ad led to… to all this?!” You asked, gesturing to your lower half.

The mysterious woman seemed to giggle a little, placing a hand on your shoulder. “It isn’t as bad as it seems, young lady. In about a month’s time, we will be at Kashi, and you will begin your new life there.” She said, trying to soothe you. “We needed to transform you this way so you would fit in better with natives.” She gestured one of her free hands towards the lake. “The Kashians are a dying species. They asked me, a leading scientist from Vantu, to help them, and I couldn’t refuse them.”

You nodded, starting to get an understanding of the situation, but were still very confused. “And… What did you mean by I was the lucky one?” You asked, almost dreading the answer.

The woman sighed. “You were the only one we have who accepted the genes correctly. Everyone else either turned into more of a, what you call, ‘fish,’ rather than a Kashian.” She shook her head. “We only had about 20 other subjects, but only seven survived the testing, not including you.” She looked away, towards some of the other tanks. “All of you that were selected didn’t have close ties to any family, in case something went wrong. You all signed your lives away, and even though I am sad about that, I am grateful for all of you who survived. We have learned much about the way the Kashi genes react to your species’ genes, but I am afraid you are the only perfect creation we will ever make. I do not wish to torment any of you again.”

“Oh… okay then.” You said, watching her. “I’m not all that special. I don’t see how it was just me that made it.” Looking down, you swished your tail a little from side to side. “It’s pretty cool how you did this though. How did you get past the government and take us?” You asked, kinda curious now.

She just looked at you and smiled. “That is a story for another time. Right now, you need to get used to your new body and rest before you are moved into another tank with the others.”

“Others?” You asked quickly. “Oh, right. The other people who made it.” Looking over at another tank, you noticed a large fish-like creature staring at you. Once it noticed you saw it, it swam away quickly. “I… I hope they’re nice.”

The woman slowly got out of the water, starting to walk away. “You will have to find out tomorrow. By then, your vocal cords should be used to the water and you can communicate with them.” She looked back at you and waved. “Get some rest. Tomorrow’s a big day.” She started to walk away, but stopped. “You may call me Dr. Kriyan. I will have someone bring you food once you wake.” With that, she walked away, leaving wet footprints on the deck until she walked through a doorway a little ways away, it closing soon behind her.

Using your arms, you lifted yourself onto the deck and sat at the edge where the doctor once sat. This was all so strange. Only you and a couple others had survived? And when you first met the doctor, she seemed to be so creepy but now she’s nice? You shook your head, grasping it. Everything was confusing, but one thing you weren’t sure of was if your singing voice had changed.

Back home, singing was your passion. You loved making your own songs and singing by yourself or wherever you were. After warming up your voice for a moment, you started to sing, delighted that your voice was still the same. Some of the creatures in the tanks near you started to watch you, but they didn’t seem as scared as they once were. You were glad you could soothe them a little by singing. They must have been scared from everything going on.

What you didn’t realize, however, was that someone from the lake was watching you. They seemed to have fallen for you, and you were the only thing they desired now.


Hello, everyone! You can call me Bree, and this is my first time posting something like this. I have a page called @breedoesnsfw , and there will definitely be more parts to this! Also, there’s been a lot of mermaid stuff going on here so I joined the band wagon. Hope you all don’t mind! I should have some naughty bits in the next post. <3

Chamomile Tea

inspired by this artwork and HC by @kingsdarga. I just really liked the idea and hope it’s ok I wrote a quick little fic based on it. 
(tbh the fic file on my computer is named “death buddies” but that wasn’t a very nice title… )


“What do you want?” Gabriel’s voice is rough and ragged, as if his vocal cords are being stretched and torn for every word he speaks.

“I got you some tea,” Genji replies with a smile, placing the teapot and cups gently down on the table.

Gabriel studies them with critical eyes, slightly twitching as his eyes momentarily loses focus.
“Why? I can’t taste shit,” he grumbles angrily.

“Well,” Genji shrugs and pulls out a chair for himself. “You still feel a little, right?”

“Mostly pain” Gabriel mutters.

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when the sky falls down (shiro x reader)

A/N: warning for angst, death of a major character and some wound description. request from @strawberryandpeaches! she/her pronouns are used in this fic. 

Not even fighting Zarkon on the astral plane had felt like this. Like the entire world was folding and crumbling under his touch, nothing tangible to keep him on the ground.

What had happened? Once again, Shiro’s memory betrays him.

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Hush, little darling

Jyn Erso was really not handling the whole ‘mum’ thing all that well. 
(IE. the ‘single parent/hot neighbour’ au yall didn’t ask for but get anyway) 

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Jyn Erso was really not handling the whole ‘mum’ thing all that well.

“She’s still crying! Why won’t she stop crying?” she asked desperately down the speakerphone.

Apparently, nothing good ever happened at 3am. Why was it always 3am? The squalling mess currently in her arms utterly refused to do as she was told, deciding that sleep was just not for her (and for no one else either, apparently). To top it all off, Jyn’s own mother was miles away, she was now on the verge of a mental breakdown and her entire building was going to start complaining soon since, swear to god, it sounded like a bloody cat being murdered up in here!

“Look, I know it seems like the demon hates you, but she’s just getting used to the world, ok?” Lyra told her patiently. “She’s only been in it for three months, give her some time.”

“Can’t you come back, Mum?” Jyn asked, not even caring at how her voice wavered. If there was ever a time she needed her mother, it was now, but she had been at her side the last several months and apparently now, it was time for Lyra to give Jyn the space she needed to find her feet.

Though naturally, her first night without her everything had to descend into chaos.

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-Michael plays a sick ass trombone and is the school asshole who has a youtube channel that half the school is subscribed to because oh my god that kids got some vocal cords

-Gavin plays flute and is the most bisexual prick who flirts with anyone and everyone all the damn time. he does it for meg.

-Ray is that kid who got dared to eat 3 boxes of graham crackers in 15 minutes and he did it without even drinking water. he also has the highest gamer score in the entire school and he wears this achievement on his sleeve

-Ryan is principal player 1st violin and is actually plotting the death of team nice dynamite. he is so good at violin it makes you want to cry because anything good you thought you did in your pathetic life doesnt even add up to this

-Geoff is a total drama dork but he only ever does tech and behind the scenes because he’s too shy to ever show his face after the snake incident

-Jack is the nice choir kid who tries his best to keep the band/orchestra war at bay but never really succeeds. its all in the effort, jack. all in the effort.

-Burnie and Gus are the seniors who always hang out with freshies and sophies and show them the ropes of the big school. theres a rumour that they graduated 3 years ago but they still hang around the school because they have nothing better to do

-Miles is the kid who’s art is in every fucking display case but no one has any idea who the fuck he is but holy shit his art is amazing and he’s probably been commissioned by professionals like 40 times

-Kerry is the nerd in graphic design who slays at drawing and is really funny but no one notices him because he’s so quiet and he hangs out with miles luna? who is that??

-Lindsay, Barb, Ashley, and Meg are the cheerleaders and DAMN are they hot. theyre like in every guy’s wet dream i swear. and not only are they hot, they play games. lindsay plays gta and kicks major ass

-Blaine is obviously the football jock I mean come on look at him he’s tall and freaking ripped. you cant tell me someone like him isnt on the football team

-Funhaus are totally the kids who run the back of the bus and have dildos??? all the time?????? where are they getting all of these?!!?!?!?!!?!!!?!!????

-Griffin is the badass girl that everyone wants because dude she’s bi and looking!!!!! And holy shit is she in woodworks?!!?! HOLY SHIT IS SHE USING A CHAINSAW TO MAKE A WOODEN SCULPTURE

-Joel is that tall asshole senior who scares freshmen and calls them fish. he will never be forgotten because when he was a freshmen he sat in a trashcan and rolled down the main stairs. he broke 3 ribs and burnie and gus pass this information on to new freshmen every year like its religion

(more to be added!)

Drabble Challenge

No. 148 “Why do you only kiss me when I’m sleeping?” 

“Why do you only kiss me when I’m sleeping?”

Keith swiveled in his chair at the dinner table to stare at Lance. “What?”

Lance glared. “Why do you only kiss me when I’m sleeping?”

Keith positively gawked. “Lance, I- I have no idea what you’re talking about.” He folded his arms awkwardly, tucking his gloved hands into his sleeves. “I’ve never kissed you?”

Lance blinked and frowned, while Pidge tilted her fluffy head to listen, and Hunk glanced around nervously and shuffled into the kitchen. A moment later, while Lance continued to splutter, Hunk slid back out, scooped his tiny owl of a friend up, and re-disappeared.

Lance managed to get his vocal cords back under control. “Of course you have!? Only I’m never awake! We had this big moment and confession and that was great and cuddling is nice and all but then you like, avoid it? So I think, okay, cool, no pressure, you need time or it’s not your thing we’ll work it out, but then when I’m about to be asleep you suddenly do!? And I need an explanation, like, yesterday!?”

Keith got out of his chair and approached Lance with his hands in front of him like someone trying to calm a wild animal. A flush successfully claimed territory over his cheekbones, but his eyes were serious and his voice flat. “Lance, none of that has happened. As far as I’m aware, you don’t even like being in the same room as me. I have never even th-…I’ve definitely never kissed you. I’d remember.”

Lance stared a little more and then blushed harder than should have been physically possible. “Right.” he said. “Right. Okay. I must have made a mistake. Cool, coolcoolcoolcoocoocoocoolio.”

He backed into the doorway, smacked into Shiro, and continued backing past him.

Shiro came in, eyeing Keith’s blush. “What just happened?”

Down the hall echoed an unintelligible shriek in at least two languages.

“I have no idea,” whispered Keith, blankly staring at the empty doorway. “No fucking idea.”

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I finally figured that this wasn’t a police officer. I was now a bit irritated by his intrusion. “How do you know that I’m not the threat?”

“Maybe you are, but is it cool if I walk with you anyway? You know…just to make sure you stay safe?”

I couldn’t believe that this guy was able to sneak up on me. I was sort of missing my ability to hear heartbeats.  I wanted him to leave me the hell alone, so I turned around to tell him that in a not-so-nice way, “Why the hell do you –”

The last word got lost somewhere between my vocal cords and my mouth after I turned around and got a good look at him.

He kept talking…confirming my worst nightmare. “I didn’t mean to bother you miss.  It’s just…I heard some dude got murdered in this alley last night.”

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A/N:  Hey guys.  I’ve never really posted writing on here before so yeah, this will be an experience.  I’m kind of obsessed with Uncharted 4 and the Drake brothers and the adventure family right now and I wanted to write a bunch of fics and stuff for them, and this is the first one I came up with so…maybe more to come?  Hope you guys enjoy. : )

Summary:  Samuel Drake is five years old when he becomes a big brother.

02:06 A.M., 9 DECEMBER, 1976

The morning Nathan is born, it rains.  

From where he stands in the waiting room of the hospital, Sam looks out the window almost desperately, watches the water splattering the street, listens to the sound of it pounding against the stones as he leans his head against the glass.  In comparison to the stifling heat of the hospital, the pane is refreshingly cool, almost comforting, far more reassuring than the father sitting in the chair in the corner with his fingers laced together, glaring periodically over at Sam as if to accuse him of this whole situation somehow being his fault.

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Grazia Magazine (August 2015)
Onew Interview

trans by: only jinki
trans note: My Translations for Onew’s Interview in 2015 Grazia.Translations might not be 100% accurate. Scan credits go to Kim Apple

Q: You probably heard this many times, but you have a very pretty smile
On: Thank you. HaHa

Q: I was so amazed watching SHINee concert, how can you keep smiling for 3.5 hours while performing those difficult performances?
On: I smile because I’m very happy. Because I got so worked up, I became dead tired right after the performance

Q: Is there a time when you’re a bit sensitive?
On: Ah, I become sensitive when I don’t get to eat. Let’s see, what else? Actually, there are many, but I can’t recall them at the moment

Q: As SHINee has come to change over the years, I think Onew-sshi’s taste in music has probably changed as well. Were there any difference between the 2 changes?
On: They’re totally the same and not that much different

Q: What kind of music attracts you and makes you want to try it out?
On: It’s still a bit hard for me to decide, but these days any song can attract me if I listen to it. Even though we only perform our title song, there are many other songs on the album that I like a lot.

Q: I’m one of the people who are waiting for Onew-sshi’s solo
On: Solo? Uh, I’ve been single.

Q: Ah, please don’t be like this. HaHa. When you throw around such joke with the other members, don’t they pick on you?
On: They don’t pick on me. They would pretend I wasn’t there and not pay much attention to me. If it was funny, then they would laugh. They would be thinking “so he’s this kind of person,” and then pretend not to know me. HaHa

Q: After your vocal cord surgery, were there any changes to the way you sing a note or some small changes that you noticed?
On: Something is a bit different. There is a part of my voice that sounds a bit nicer, but sometimes I got confused because the way I sing a note had changed. One day it would come out really nice. Then another day it would not come out like how it did the other day

Q: Have you always liked singing?
On: Of course, I became a singer so that I can sing. I was lucky to have become an Idol

Q: 8 years have passed already, do you still feel that singing is the right path for you?
On: Yes, it’ll be that way even if 80 years have passed

Q: Aside from music, is there anything you like to do?
On: Umm, smiling. I usually look for funny things and enjoy them. If it’s really boring and I can’t smile, my rough face would appear

Q: Your smile is always genuine then?
On: Yes. I smile because I want to. When I’m going through a very hard time, I would try to turn it into something fun. Ah, I really like thinking about words that are similar.

Q: I feel like you play well even if you’re by yourself
On: These days, I think I play by myself a lot. Actually, rather than being by myself, I feel happiest when I’m hanging out with people whom I get along with. But if it took more than 3 hours to set up a meeting time, than I would rather go eat by myself, have a cup of coffee, spacing out a bit, and then go home. Somehow that’s how it came to be. There isn’t anything that I can’t do by myself. I would watch movies and go to BBQ restaurants to eat meat by myself

Q: The more I get to know you, it seems like you have a very independent personality
On: Um, actually a person whom I get along with the most is someone who is care free. Someone who can come when I say “Yah, you come over” because I don’t really have a sense of time and date. Haha. Fortunately, I have quite a lot of friends who are like that. I have around 11 close friends from elementary.middle.high school. We’re very close

Q: That’s a lot of friends. Having 3 good friends in your life is a success already
On: I totally succeeded. Sometimes I would make time to go on vacation with them or go to a BBQ restaurant

Q: When you see your friends who work in other areas, do you envy them?
On: Um, I would say I envy that fact that they can put their thoughts into actions. But I got to do a lot of things that my friends couldn’t do. I feel like I gained a lot of knowledge because I’d gone to different places. Sometimes, I would be in the position to give them advice.

Q: What do you think is SHINee-like?
On: a feeling that we’re good at doing the things that each of us should do?

Q: And combining all of you will make it more than complete?
On: Yes, I’m not sure this will make sense, but when all of us meet, we don’t have much to talk about. It’s more fun when we do things on our own and then share those stories with one another

Q: You guys are like a family. I don’t have much to talk about with my brother either
On: That’s right, it’s that kind of feeling. But because you’re really close with each other, you can say “I have this thing can you help me with it?” and he will do whatever he can to help.

Q: I heard that you’ll be in a new drama? You had starred in a sitcom before, but acting is still new to you, right?
On: Yes, in front of a difficult situation, I would start thinking “what should i do?” and I would have camera-phobia. When the camera is rolling, I start sweating cold sweat. To be honest, even when we started this interview, I couldn’t say a thing

Q: But you seems just like the usual Onew in this interview
On: I’m fine with small greetings, but if I am asked to say something on the spot then I can’t organize my thoughts and talk about it.

Q: So you’re the type who organizes your thoughts and sets things up before taking actions?
On: Yes, you can put it that way. I’m the debit card type. Not credit card

Q: Now that you have some acting experience, would it be something that you want to continue to do for a long time like music?
On: I think so. Especially when a good opportunity like this drama (Descendants of the Sun) comes my way. The director and the actors/actresses all agreed on this, but a pre-production has it own charm, and I’ve told them that I would love to give it a try. To be honest, back then I used to think “Can I really act? Wouldn’t I be a disappointment?” That added more burden, but I will have to work hard to avoid becoming a disappointment.

Q: I’m sure you’ve heard about the “actor’s voice,” I think you are at an advantage because your basic vocalization is good
On: I don’t have that low attractive voice. I speak with what I’m comfortable with, but sometimes it concerns me a lot because it doesn’t deliver well

Q: You have a lot of schedules overseas, what is the one thing you have to have with you?
On: a card? Credit card not debit card. Haha. The lightest one. If it’s Japan then I would bring my phone, my card, and my wallet

Q: You must not be the type that has an attachment to objects
On: There’s only one thing. I only like car. Not any car, just my car. Because it’s a 1996 vintage car, it needs maintenance. I became more and more attached to it that I always want to do something for it.

Q: Do you have anything you would like to do before the end of this year?
On: I’m not good at planning things out. I like it better if I can just do whatever it is at that moment. It’s more convenient that way. I’m a very vague person, aren’t I?

Q: Haha. All humans are vague
On: Among them, there’s me who is easygoing, doesn’t know much, and makes wrong decisions

Q: You’ve made wrong decisions?
On: I’m the supporting type to the people I hang out with. If there is something that I want to do 100%, I will definitely do it. But if it’s not something like that, then I just go along with whatever opinion there is.

Q: That’s being very gentle
On: No, no. That’s being vague. Haha

#14.2- Being Twins (girls)

• “One of us is going to have to change…”
• “I call dibs!”
• “Lyd, I called him first!”
• Every night is a sleepover
• “I think for you skin type we should do an avocado mask.”
• Shopping everyday
• Also study dates with each other every day
• “ I can’t believe this is only your first date! You’re the prettiest one of us.”
• Her always picking your outfits; meaning she barges into your room every night
• Doing each other’s makeup
• “Lydia! Cover up, Mom’s on her way up.”
• Always going with her to find the bodies
• “Ok so which winter/autumn color? This burgundy, navy blue, or dark green?”
• “Hey Lyd, did you get this problem?”
• “Lydia! Where is my deep purple peplum top?!”
• “What?! That’s your date shirt! Who’s the guy? Do I know him?”
• “No, he’s in my physics class.”
• “(Y/N), honey, I know everybody.”
• Everybody being jealous of you and Lydia
• “Oh hey (Y/N), you died your hair,
• “It was either me or Lyd, we decided I would look better with chestnut brown hair.”
• “(Y/N), let me try this makeup technique I learned on YouTube on you.”
• “You’re the only person I know that would spend 10 hours out with me in the mall and outlet mall.”
• “What else are sisters for?”

• “Call me when you get there!”
• “Let’s see who can hit the very center of the target.”
• “Dad! You can’t let Allison get her license and not me!”
• “Don’t tell her, but you’re my favorite, if you can drive then you’ll leave me.”
• “I’m the favorite child! Ha!”
• Threatening Scott
• Threatening Isaac
• Eventually becoming close to the both of them
• Always helped her with her boy drama
• “I don’t think that’s very safe.”
• You having your proper skill like hand to hand combat or something like that
• “Can I borrow that sweater?”
• “How could you have possibly failed that French test?”
• “Dad we made you breakfast in bed!”
• “What do you guys want for your birthday?”
• “Los Angeles has a brand new state of the art training facility, we want memberships there.”
• “How can we tell the difference between you two?”
• “Oh my gosh you can’t tell?! Her hair is obviously mahogany mousse ebony and mine is ebony mousse mahogany with a dash of milk chocolate flair.”
• “She’s joking, I’m the paler one and she always has earrings on.”
• Being the more immature one between the two of you
• Being really good friends with Lydia and Stiles
• “So what movie will it be tonight girls?”
• “Iron Man 2, Scarlett kicks epic ass.”
• “You can’t say no Dad, it’s 2 against 1.”

• “Hold your katana like this.”
• Always training together
• Helping her with her Scott problems
• “Kira! You forgot to curl this part of your hair! I told you!”
• You were the one who first introduced yourselves to the pack
• Always helping the pack
• “Oops! Use protection!”
• “Girls, really a C? In English.”
• Coming up with elaborate stories to cover up your secrets, which are technically not lies
• “Focus on me Kira, Mom and Dad would kill us if you burned out another light bulb!”
• “(Y/N)! Those are my boots! Off now!”
• “But they’re so much cuter on me…”
• Switching places when absolutely necessary
• You being the more outgoing one
• Except with boys
• “Just go talk to him!”
• “I can’t do that! I need a flirting dummy! Where’s Stiles?”
• You kinda sorta being her anchor when she can’t control her inner fox
• “Mom, why are all these books fake, I mean come on, Great Gatsby too? How many ninja stars do we need?”
• “We must always be prepared girls.”
• “We’re like ninjas.”
• “Ready to go to Scott’s?”
• “Not with you hair like that! Don’t worry sissy will handle it.”
• Always being partners in crime

• Helping to acquaint her to modern day stuff
• Visiting her everyday in Eichen House
• “Tell me about this Stiles boy… He sounds fishy.”
• “No! He’s really nice!”
• “Doesn’t that mean you’d be a coyote too?”
• “No, she got the full changing powers and I didn’t.”
• Helping her with hair and makeup stuff
• “Where is my straightener?”
• “Lydia borrowed it.”
• Helping her pick out “girly” outfits
• Being the more feminine one of the two of you
• “How can we tell the difference between you 2?”
• “Malia has brown eyes and mine are green.”
• “Don’t you dare hurt her Stiles, I’ll rip out your vocal cords.”
• “Yes, ma'am.”
• In return she threatens every guy you date or talk to
• Really just any guy that looks like you
• Helping her walk in heels
• Eventually becoming good friends with Stiles
• Being good friends with Kira
• Helping her study with all she’s having trouble with
• You both studying for SATs and ACTs
• “Just let me do your nails!”
• “No, you’ll just put pink on.”
• Chasing her around when she won’t you do her nails, hair or makeup
• “I love you! Text me to come pick you up after your date!”
• “I love you too! See you later!”

A/N: Thanks to the lovely anon who requested this! If you want more posts like this or any preferences or imagines feel free to request

anonymous asked:

Prompt: ten/rose AU Mickey and Martha's wedding; Rose is the maid of honor and the Doctor is the best man

~ 2500 words. This was a great prompt, thanks nonny!


“Bringing a date to the wedding?”

“Nope,” he said.

Mickey Smith, the groom-to-be, looked at him with his intense stare, the one where he tried to see into the Doctor’s soul.

“The pain’s still too fresh,” he quipped lamely, and immediately regretted it. The nonchalance was too thick, too obviously fake.

“That’s not the story I heard.”

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