nice try

  • Harry: I have the urge to do something stupid.
  • Draco: *mutters* So if I was something stupid, would you do me?
  • Everyone: ...
  • Draco: Uh, I mean... You must want to... do yourself... because you sure are something stupid...
  • Blaise, in the background: That was as smooth as sandpaper

anonymous asked:

shave your face dude you'd be attractive if you didn't have pubes on your face. gross af

a͇͇̫s͇͓͔̤̖̬ ͙̠͔m̥͚̮̲y͕͈̬̟̻̺ ̤̱g̤͖̥̺͇̩̩o̥̜̹̹̰a͇͇̮̖̜̮t̮̣e͔e̙̘͙̜̫̺̭̠ ̟̻̙̘͚̼g̣r̬o̜͎̝̱w͙̙̖̹s̩͇͔̥͙,͉̣ ̤̦s͙̤̱̻̯o̮͓̰̙̠̩̞̳̖ ̟͚̖̩t͇̦̼͓̖o̳̖͉̘̭̣̣̞ọ͙̪͕̬ͅ ̝͖͖d̥̜͙̭̰̝̹o̙̬̮̻̼͖̻ḛ̮̖̥s̤̖̺̟ ̫̼̫m̭̟̻y̭̳͓̰̼̹̱͉ͅ ͍̹̮͍̙̼͚͎̲p͎̤o̪w͖̺͙e̜̤̪͍r̖̳

This picture made me believe Kuroo is so much taller than Bokuto.

But they’re both 6′1. These dorks are not even an inch apart.

The rest of that is just his hair.

anonymous asked:

Yuri on Ice is cancer to the internet, you all think this anime is flawless but ARE YOU BLIND?????? The animation doesn't look great, it's literally lazy and Yuuri and the russian guy never kissed, he wispered to him, you blind idiots. You all act like "OMG THEY TOUCHED EACH OTHER IT MEANS THEY LOVE EACH OTHER GGHLUUGGGETYBVBGOJIGKJGJGDFTJJFUCKJGHBIUKLJIKGIHJVKIKTYHJ" I'm sick of this fandom and it's loud fans, I wished the director never made this anime.

lmao grow some balls and say it to the fandom off-anon, u coward

Ketch:

*Is an assassin
*Follows the orders of the BMOL
*Has aspirations of advancing his ‘career’
*Has no qualms about killing in cold blood
*Doesn’t form emotional attachments
*Always puts the mission first
*Is not an idiot
*Could have easily shot Sam, Dean, and Toni (thus fulfilling his orders, advancing his mission, preventing future interference from the Winchesters, removing Mary’s remaining emotional ties, and setting himself up for a promotion) BUT INSTEAD, despite having no motivation whatsoever to do so, and despite knowing how the boys have LITERALLY escaped the Apocalypse and every other damn thing ever thrown at them, he plots an elaborate death trap that gives the boys two days to Winchester their way out (also conveniently forgetting their best friend is a freaking angel who will gladly die to save them.) WTF?!

  • simon, answering the phone: hello
  • raphael:
  • simon: i know it's you raphael
  • raphael:
  • simon: i can hear you not breathing
  • raphael:
  • simon: i miss you
  • raphael: *hangs up in frustration*
  • simon: he misses me :)
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It was good knowing you Junpei