nice stripes

i’m in my prime,
not withering and old.
but i refuse to play
your wicked games any longer.

i know this tether is unbreakable,
but you make me feel like i’m interchangeable.
you drew a target on my heart,
when did this become fatal attraction?

i don’t have the strength,
the energy,
nor the patience
to be held hostage by your love.

so baby please don’t despair
when i say that
i’ve found the courage to
let you go.

you were never meant to be tied down in the first place.

—  believing i could love you was my mistake, c.j.n.
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Okay I might be leaving a little bit out to make this funnier, but I love how he goes from “I want everyone to recognize my voice, I want to be more macho” to “okay yeah I want to attract girls”.

Hey all you guys out there now that prom season is here don’t make the same mistake I did and don’t wear a tie that looks like a fish. Maybe a solid color or a nice stripe but definitely not a tie that looks like a fish. That decision will follow me for the rest of my life. I didn’t get a do over prom and neither will you. Don’t wear a tie that looks like a fish please please don’t do it

Kageyama Tobio Headcanons

Request: can you do some fluffy kageyama headcanons pls?? -anon

Ask, and thou shall receive, anon. Sit down and let me tell you some things about everyone’s favorite blueberry.


  • Kageyama is big, giant dork, underneath that tough facade. surprise, surprise
  • He gets flustered very easily. When his you grab his hand (especially in public) or even just brush against his shoulders, his face would then resemble that of a tomato instead of the blueberry that he is
  • Not a big fan of PDA. Holding hands is fine, free arm around the waist is fine, even forehead kisses are rare, but you’re going to have to fight him for that
  • Kageyama is a big fan of rainy days, cloudy days, or any day where the weather is particularly gloomy. He uses it as an excuse to lie in on weekends. In fact, if the temperature drops, you can find him wrapped up in his blankets on the bed.
  • You would come over to his house on said gloomy weather days, mainly to just cuddle and take a nap. The sound of the rain pattering on the roof of his house combined with the warmth from his body are just a few of the most euphoric feelings in their life.
  • Kageyama is, surprisingly, the little spoon in bed. He likes the feeling of being in someone’s arms, and it’s a good change from all the years that he had been alone. But he’d never tell you that.
  • Kageyama moves a lot in his sleep.
  • He elbowed you in the chest once, which resulted in you kicking his back and causing him to fall out of his bed.
  • “What the hell are you doing?!”
  • “Keep your hands above the blanket, pervert!”
  • Kageyama also talks in his sleep.
  • “B Quick. A. C. Delayed attack in front of the setter.”
  • Lets you wear his clothes. The occasional sweater or jacket would do, but you once held on to one of his shirts for so long, he completely forgot that it existed.
  • You once wore his boxers, and walked out of his room, not knowing that the Karasuno team was over.
  • Kageyama sent them out afterwards.
  • Nishinoya, Tanaka, and Hinata would never let him live it down.
  • “Nice stripes, Kageyama. Blue and black totally suits you.”
  • “The next thing that’ll be black and blue will be your face, dumbass Hinata.”
  • Kageyama loves you, a lot. He isn’t the best at expressing it verbally, but he shows it the best at the way he hugs you. Normally, if anyone hugged you like Kageyama did, it would be suffocating in a few seconds, but you knew what he meant behind it. He even squeezes his eyes shut when he hugs you.
  • He’s grateful for you, for existing, just so he wouldn’t be alone anymore.