nice one me


some new things i learned from our trip today:
@whelvenwings does not trust crocodiles
• turkeys run like they gotta go fast
• the more you do peace signs in an asian country, the more you blend in
• if your pizza doesn’t arrive in 15 minutes, your waiter probably forgot your order

these tweets are so important to me

The official SU page on Facebook posted a clip from the episode with this description and, I dunno, I just really like that they did that


(she wraps her pretty red lips -
a shade named pomegranate, not cherry -
around the neck of a bottle and bats her darkened eyelashes,
a wordless invitation to the man across the bar
who pretends not to notice as she slips in the heels
she stole from her mother’s closet)


(she lets him take her home -
makes her body soft, pliant -
he offers the seeds and she lets them stain her chin
like a sacrifice, like blood. she smiles as she kisses him,
and she lets him think that all this
was his idea)


(in this world, it it widely known
that the name persephone means bringer of destruction -
she is hunger, she is greed, she is want,
and there is nothing more devastating
than the ambition of a teenage girl)

—  conquering the (under)world: a three-step guide | m.c.p

“Hey,” mumbled Tooru, eyes of ember and gold full of tenderness. Hajime knew that only he was blessed with this sight. He was gorgeous. (He wouldn’t tell this to Tooru though) 

“Hey, Sleepykawa.” Hajime couldn’t help a grin. He was blessed. (He wouldn’t say this either)

“So rude, Iwa-chan!” chuckled Tooru.

Lazy and quiet afternoons like this were by far his favorite.

If I was in DMMD
  • Me:Are you sure your parents weren't mean to you because you were too noizy?
  • Me:*puts on gas mask* Have I made myself Clear?
  • Me:Minkle minkle little scratch, grab Aoba and slap his ass.
  • Me:Really cool that Ren never Ren away.
  • Me:Why have a trip for two, when you could have him all to yourself?
  • Me:*Clear falls from a roof* Looks like the weather's Clear today.
  • Me:If you think you're gonna be sick, try to stay away from Virus.
  • Me:Aoba, Sei something.
  • Me:Make it quick, I dont have much Tae-m.
  • Me:You're so fabulous, do you live in Glitter?
  • Me:Ouch, scrap! Was that a "snap"? ..Wait, did I just Rhyme?
  • Me:I think I scrapped my knee falling for you.
  • Me:Hey guys, don't fight. You're AllMates, right?
  • Me:Mizuki, are you drunk? So you had to Mipuki?
  • Me:Koujaku, I know you don't like Ryūde-hōs very much.
  • Me:*hears Noiz shouting in the background* Let's not talk Aoba that here, there's a loud Noiz.
  • Aoba, using Scrap:Stop.

new perspective // panic! at the disco


cxii. / cxiii. exo; baekhyun
requested by @scenariexos​ ♡


make me choose → anon asked: kasumi goto or zaeed massani

At great cost and effort, we have tracked down the master thief Kasumi Goto and convinced her to work with you. Very few people have ever heard of her, and fewer can claim to have seen her in person. She is unequaled at stealth and infiltration, and her skills will prove invaluable.


I’m not sure this is how she felt but if I was Mercy in this situation this would be my reaction.


Protect your healers.


nine in the afternoon // panic! at the disco