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title: a hump in the night (4/?)

progress: wip series

pairing: 2jae (jaebum/youngjae)

rating: E (for ‘extra’ bc holy shit that word count)

word count: 12391 (DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS OKAY JUST DON’T)

summary: jaebum is pining and full of Teenage Angst. youngjae doesn’t deserve having to deal with him.

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A-Z NSFW: The8

Originally posted by luhan-bee

Disclaimer: I couldn’t find the original poster this came from, but I got this from philanddanxreader, I didn’t come up with this.

A = Aftercare 

Aftercare with Minghao is pretty extensive, no matter what happened during sex. He’s got a mental check list and he will do every step or he’s not letting you move. Step 1: you ok? Step 2: want me to get a rag or can you walk to the shower? Step 3: you better drink this water istg Step 4: you hungry? i can order food? Step 5: i got this nice scent lotion want a massage? i didnt ask if it hurt shh! i asked if you wanted one! Step 6: yeah ok ok now we can cuddle .

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 

Minghao’s one that uses his body to his full advantage; fingers, thigh, mouth, anything can be turned into a tool to please you but his fingers are a personal favorite. Long and slender, easy to access some..ahem hard to reach places for you. He ain’t even gonna play like your butt isn’t his favorite, he’s not gonna even try the ‘oh i love you eyes and your mouth and’ bs nah he likes your booty. He’s a touchy boy, he opts out of hips or waist to hold, he likes feeling the soft skin under his fingers as he rocks you back and forth on his lap or feeling you jump when he brings his hand down on your flesh. He likes ya butt. idk what else to tell ya.

C = Cum 

He’s rather clean in bed, he’s weirdly obsessive with not messing up the sheets to the point of needing to wash them before you can sleep so he’s adamant about cumming in or on you, so it’s a quick and easy clean up. 

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 

Being adventurous in the bedroom, Minghao does have several things he wants that he keeps hidden because honestly some things should just be kept to yourself. It’s not too bad but the idea of it needs a bit of work to bring it up; getting a kama sutra book and going at it. Can’t really say ‘hey babe, wanna try twisting yourself like a pretzel and i’ll fuck you ok?’ He’ll get the nerve one day…maybe

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Minghao’s got a basic outline in mind, obvi he’s like ‘ok this goes there, that feels good, you can do this that and these in bed, etc’ but as far as putting what he knows to the test, that’s limited. He’s going to have to go through trial and error in the bedroom.He’s going to be quite sloppy and kind of confused, so give the poor kid a hand…


F = Favorite position

His weird obsession feeds into this, Minghao’s a big fan of reverse cowgirl, doggy style, anything from behind and he can get an eye full of dat booty shut up liz god but the boy’s really game for any position, he’s not picky.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Minghao in bed is actually really silly. He’s one of the boys that’s an idiot and rlly gonna stop in the middle of sex and be like ‘huh, i’m holding your ankle so get it in there…hey babe, are you ticklish?’ It’s so playful and fun with Minghao there’s not a moment of pressure to act all serious or behave a certain way. His jokes are more to make you both comfortable, sex is fun, he’s going to make sure it’s fun. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
I don’t see him doing much down there. If it’s a legit ‘fuck i hate pubes’ issue, you gotta get on him about it, because honestly the boy let’s the forest grow and doesn’t really touch it. That being said, I do think he’s one of the weird dudes you mean and get drunk with and spills that he shampoos and conditions his pubes. Just throwing that out there.


I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Because he’s like…over the top goofy in the bedroom, I don’t see that coinciding with romance. It’s one or the other and Minghao chose clowning around. The intimacy and romance goes more into aftercare, when you’re both satisfied and cuddling in bed and having some good little pillow talks. But during the actual sex? Not much, if any at all. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)

Since he’s not exactly a horny toad like some members, Minghao’s not lie…a chronic masturbater, it’s literally impossible to catch him, all he does is take care of business in the shower when the need arises. Then again locked doors don’t exist to seventeen so even then…not really safe. Anyways, not very often, either just taking care of morning issues in the shower or just random jerk it sessions scale normally once over 2/3 days.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Kinks are few with Mighao, but he’s got a couple. Idk if you want to count his thing for ya butt as a kink, or we can call it a fetish and say him spanking you is his kink. A bit of marking each other, leaving purple flowers all over your body is always a good time in his book. He’s a switch though, so you do have the ability to have your own fun with him, so might wanna take advantage of that one. 


L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Minghao’s adamant about his privacy with you. Nothing at all leaves the bedroom. You two exit that door and the only thing you’re getting from him is a hug, holding hands, or a kiss. Nothing else, or he’s just steering you into the bedroom again if you start messing with him.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

His thighs are weirdly a weak point for him, no one knows why. Get your touch on, and rub his thigh or trail your fingers up the muscle or just get right in to it and have a nice little dry hump session is a pretty easy and for sure way to turn Minghao on. He’s a weird kid…

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Role playing isn’t his speed at all. They honestly weird him out a bit, the ones like student/teacher or doctor/patient are far out there. ‘so let me get this straight. people pay money for costumes to dress up like doctors and stuff…to have sex. you’re supposed to fix my booboo not fuck me i dont get it’. It just doesn’t tickle his horny bone. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Minghao’s a bit sloppy with oral but he enjoys it, he’s figuring out what makes your toes curl and what he can do to feel your thighs tense beneath his hands. 69 is more his preferred method of going about oral, it’s a two way street of pleasure.


P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

His pace is move faster, not fast like he’s going to fuck you up a wall or anything, it’s a good, steady pace and pretty balanced, not too rough or gentle. Like he’s Goldilocks it’s just right.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Minghao isn’t too fond of quickies, they put too much stress on him to hurry up and get it all done and he just thinks you both walk away more unsatisfied than when you two started. They don’t happen often, they’re really rare with him, barely once a month if that, he’s much rather just go to the bed and lay you out for the night versus a couple minutes of awkward rushing.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Aside from his little kinks, Minghao’s pretty vanilla? He’s not out there pulling your hair and breaking bones with his dick and making you call him daddy or anything. Sex stays in the bedroom, he’s got a few kinks, he’s willing to participate in yours if he’s okay with them, he’s pretty open to ideas, just it really depends on what the idea is will determine if he actually goes through with it. It really depends with him, but in general, Minghao’s pretty reserved.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
He’s fairly normal in stamina too, he’s really an average guy in the bedroom. One round is usually it, on a rare day he can stretch two if he tries really hard but normally it’s just the one round. And averages normally 10-15 minutes at best. Foreplay is rather drawn out just so he knows you’re on the same level as him before he gets to his desires.


T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
In the extensive world of sex toys, Minghao doesn’t delve much in to them. He’s more hands on, he likes to do everything with his own body. His fingers, his tongue, his cock, no rubber replacements. But he does have a little stash of simple, small paddles, nothing that’s going to break you just a little tap on the butt he adores so much.


U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Lucky for you, Minghao is slightly impatient when it comes to the bedroom so he’s pretty lenient with teasing during sex. He’s not merciless, he does tease and bit, just a lil bit, but it’s not to the point that it’s unbearable or you have to beg him to move on, he goes easy on you.


V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Minghao’s on a permanent low volume in the bedroom, he doesn’t get above a normal talking voice. Low moans and heavy breathing and soft spoken words is all Minghao makes in the bedroom.


W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Minghao’s obsession with your butt isn’t a secret, he’s always touching even outside of the bedroom. So when as pay back, you swatted him on the behind, it was…kind of a shock when he just looked at you and ‘…..i kind of liked that. do it again.’


X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
My Nana took one look at Minghao and just said ‘hotdog’ and I hate that. So uh…by my all knowing grandma’s knowledge on dick…she’s positive he’s longer than normal, pushing 5.8-6″ but thinner on the spectrum of girth, more slim. 


Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He’s got a fairly average sex drive, he’s not over the top or lacking in drive, he’s just…normal. Makes life a bit easier without him humping your leg or something so maybe you should count your blessings. That’s not to say his ass ain’t being a pervert 25/8 with you though, cuz he is. smh.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Minghao is a cuddle bug with you and post Minghao is even clingier than normal. He’s just exhausted and sweaty and whiny until he’s able to crash and sleep. He sleeps really fast, as soon as he cums it’s a race for time to run through aftercare before he crash and burns. Tuck him in for me pls.

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