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I hope their relationship progresses to big sis and lil bro always making fun of each other vibe

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Something New

fic based off of this picture (x)

summary: dan comes across something new and decides to use it in the bedroom with phil

genre: smut

warnings: swearing, blowjobs, buzzing chapstick wtf, anal, dom!dan (wow nice)

word count: 2092 (shit i haven’t written one this long in ages lmao)

A/N: this may be one of the weirdest fics i have ever written (other than big mistake gosh) but seriously guys, it’s cherry flavoured buzzing chapstick how could i not? GIANT special thank you to holly for betaing my fic and skyping me about phil’s dick size. she’s honestly amazing and wrote a super hot fic today as well, so check out her blog yo. enjoy! <33

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Things Ravenclaws Say #13
  • Ravenclaw: Mama we all go to hell
  • Hufflepuff: No way! You're too nice!
  • Ravenclaw: I'm writing this letter, and wishing you well
  • Ravenclaw: Mama, we all go to hell
  • Hufflepuff: Why do you believe-
  • Slytherin, whispering to the Hufflepuff: It's a song...
  • Ravenclaw: *Indistinct punk rock singing*
  • Hufflepuff: oh.
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