Context: Our team’s halfling monk (Orivan) held a candle for my character, a halfling bard (Ava). I’d been dropping subtle hints the entire campaign that it wasn’t going to work out. The party just found a nice pair of boots on a dead body.
Warlock: Hey, these look nice! I bet they’re good for dancing in *puts them on, does a jig*
Orivan: Maybe I should wear them then! They could help me when I dance with Ava
Ava: Uh, nah. That’s not gonna happen
~Later, in battle~
Ava: Who wants some inspiration?
Orivan: Oh! I do!
Ava: Well, alright! A limerick for you.
You know that I don’t like to be rudes, So I’ll put it a way that’s not crudes: If you’re looking to dance You don’t have a chance Coz Ava’s just not into dudes.
So at this point a few people in our party have gone ahead to confront a guy and the rest of us are staying behind. After a while, our cleric named Thwack (I forget his race but it’s one of the rarer ones it’s some sort of bird race and it can’t speak it can only mimic sounds or words it has heard) wants to join the confrontation/discussion.
Cleric: I go over and stare at his boots.
Me: I check to see if his boots match the footprints we’ve seen.
DM: Okay… wait a minute. Thwack, you’ve been staring at his boots this whole time, roll me a perception check.
DM: They are very nice boots.
*later, with another character*
Thwack: I look at his boots. *rolls perception* 4.
DM: Those are boots.
"I'm not your blind date but you came over and I was eating alone so I went with it and now you're calling me by a different name" AU
I found this prompt on a Tumblr blog but I accidentally deleted the post and now I can’t find the prompt anymore
Lena was sitting alone. She twirled the neck of the wine glass in her left hand, her phone in her right as she responded to work emails. Jess kicked her out of the office almost an hour ago, going on about how she shouldn’t be working on her birthday and she deserved one day off for herself. Problem is Lena always had days to herself. Her days were always “her” days if she didn’t have anyone to share them with. She looked down at the red rose on the table before her, Jess’ gift to her, and let herself smile slightly. Jess was a good assistant, she meant well, and she seemed to care when no one else did.
So that’s why she listened and came here to this restaurant when she really wanted to finish responding to her emails and get a head start on tomorrow’s project. The place wasn’t the fanciest she’s been, but she wasn’t about to go to one of the high-class places she frequented when she didn’t have a date. It was nice enough: low lighting, decent wine selection, and she got a small booth in the back so no one would bother her. Her plan was to come out, grab a quick bite, and then finish work at home.
She was so focused on her phone that she hadn’t noticed the woman walk up to her booth. There was a small tap on her shoulder then, and she was slightly annoyed that anyone would interrupt her when she purposely picked this booth to avoid being bothered. She turned to look up quickly, an annoyed “Can I help you?” on the tip of her tongue, when she came face-to-face with a literal angel, the words dying before they formed. Her jaw went slack as she took in the stunning being before her.
The woman had the bluest eyes Lena had ever seen, even under the minimal lighting of the place and the black rimmed glasses she wore. Her hair fell in soft golden waves, across the shoulders of her beige jacket and blue top. She had a pair of black pants that hugged her hips and a nice pair of boots to match. She looked dressed up, yet still casual, and it suddenly made Lena feel self-conscious about the tight fitting black dress and tight ponytail she wore.
“It was supposed to be yellow,” the woman said, pointing at the flower on the table.
I decided to update my Mayor’s outfit, all ready for the snowy storm tomorrow! I found lots of lovely duffle coats designs, and lots of nice jumpers with scarfs.. but none that had both, so I made my own and I love how it turned out! ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉﾟ It matches really cutely with the blue pompom hat too c’:
I wanted to put up the QR code for it so other people to be able to wear it too! I’ve never put up a design of my own before so it’s kinda exciting!
More colours can be found HERE by the way! (｡･ω･｡)
Sam was facing a difficult decision. Not that he wasn’t always facing difficult decisions, but this one was probably the hardest he’d ever had to make.
Garth was a werewolf. One of his best friends and a fellow hunter had been turned. He should have wanted to put the scrawny man down right there, and then put bullets in the rest of the pack, but he didn’t.
Because you were in the pack too, and if Sam killed everyone else, he would have no choice but to put you down too.
Here’s some little thinkin doodles
First we have: LYELL, old character that used to be yet another Pokémon gijinka. Finally finding a place in otiose she can fit and getting a nice little redesign to boot. Also although Lyell has fancy designer introduced traits..she’s not a True Designer. She was born the Normal way and none of her features were custom selected. Just randomly got lucky with cool oilslick hair
She’s kind of a jerk? If she doesn’t have anything nice to say, she’s gonna say it anyways.
Next we have: BABY LLOYD who is acting as my test subject for alternate Mod color palettes (was kinda bored w the original). I sorta like the idea of their skin Rapidly shifting in color depending on UV exposure like some kinda big lizard? but I’ll have to think on that a lil more to decide if it Sticks…
I love drawing Mods bc they’re all clones, so I technically only ever have to draw one
A gift to myself