Kong: Skull Island
My only thought during the movie was: it would’ve been much better with Donnie Yen in it. Donnie Yen makes everything better. Basically, he’s my ray of sunshine in this cruel world.
The movie was fine, don’t get me wrong. Good retro vibes, very VERY CLEAR references to Apocalypse Now, nice music, great acting. But watching Tom H bat anemically at some flying thingies wasn’t exactly all that exciting.
Plus, AC killed my throat.
And just a rhetorical question, could we have a King Kong movie without “weird-looking, stoic-oh-so-wise wild peoples” trope???