we need more universal musical theatre memes. i felt the need to propose some
•every time there’s a picture of nic rouleau just pretending he’s a really important member of the mormon church (ie: “this is a picture of Brigham Young, one of the og mormons”; or “meet Thomas Monson: the president of the mormon church”)
•never saying lin’s name. just replace it with He, Him, His, etc. lin is god.
•any musical that closed is now required to be bleeped out (gr**t c*m*t, etc)
•every year on march 21st (the first day of spring) everyone forgets that any musical except spring awakening exists
•this isn’t new but yall have gotta keep up with the “this is not amelie” bootleg names. fantastic. 10/10
•whenever people are partying describe it like “they’re behaving like they’re at the ballet”
•whenever someone is asking how to pronounce something/is pronouncing it wrong just go “actually it’s pronounced barFAY”
•whenever something confusing is happening be like “welcome to the rock”
•sentences in the style of “elsa from frozen? no, she’s maureen from rent” to describe people
•pretending jeremy jordan is an actual dog
•photoshopping christian borle’s face onto everything because he’s been in literally every show
•saying “hey guys who’s down to write a(n) ___ musical with me” except the ___ is replaced by something that should NOT be made into a musical (ie: “hey guys whos down to write a “the old man and the sea” musical with me)
•ben platt is an alien. we have no idea where he came from. he just showed up on earth today and decided to bless us with his presence and voice. you are now a secret agent whose task is to figure out where he came from and if there are more of these blessed beings
please feel free to add more. we need these in the broadway fandom
disclaimer: don’t @ me. as a Gay, i can confirm that some of these that may not appear Gay to the Straight mind, are, in fact, Gay. just be glad i didn’t post any of all-american prophet because that song is gay culture.