• Liam: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
  • Niall: What if it bites me and it dies.
  • Liam: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, learn to read!
  • Niall: What if it bites itself and I die.
  • Zayn: It’s voodoo.
  • Niall: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Liam: That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Niall: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Harry: That’s kinky.
  • Louis: Oh my god.