niall spider

@clarz​: “don’t leave me, you’re too warm.”

The line’s ringing before Niall thinks twice about it. It doesn’t even register until Bressie answers with a curious, “’ullo?”, and Niall has to look at the screen of his phone to figure out what’s going on.

Bressie’s contact picture is staring back at him – the one Niall took while they were in bed nearly six months ago, Bressie all sleep-soft around his eyes, cuddled up in Niall’s blanket – the one Niall desperately needs to change.

Anyway… Right, he called Bressie. ‘Course he did.

“Niall?” Bressie asks, when Niall doesn’t say anything right away.

“Hi, hey, Bressie,” Niall says, wincing at the way his voice gets all polite. That superficial voice he uses when he’s dealing with his boss. This is off to a great start, isn’t it.

“You rang?” Bressie prompts. Niall’s cheeks get warm. Right.

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anonymous asked:

Draw 5sos dressed as Avengers and then Niall as Spider-Man trying to get on the team

ash is captain america because he has that one shirt, luke is hulk bc he is so large, calum is iron man even tho he can’t grow facial hair, and michael is thor bc luscious locks

and last frame has niall as spider man wanting to join

anonymous asked:

Domesticity meme, NARRY!

idk if anyone still cares about this meme but I’m supposed to be writing fic and dnw to so I did this instead :D

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:

  • shops for groceries

both of them, bc NEITHER of them can be trusted to go alone. when harry goes he usually has a list, or a general idea of what he wants to make or pick up, but then he tends to get distracted in the produce section or the aisle with all the fancy spices and winds up with a trolley filled with organic kumquats and star fruit and jars of whole cinnamon sticks and vanilla beans and no, you know, MILK. but when niall goes alone he starts off ok, he goes through the produce and dairy and then gets to the rest of it and someone will text him the score of the derby game, or bressie will ring him or harry will send him a funny text and he kind of gets distracted and then wind up with bags filled with nothing but crisps and condiments and no like, meat. there was a lot of takeaway nights before they started shopping together. 

  • kills the spiders

niall, and he does it forcefully too. then he has to spend about an hour reassuring harry to no, really, the spider didnt really DIE, he just looked squished. harry got mad at him once and niall actually took the smushed up spider on the tissue and made it jiggle a little bit pretending it was still alive just to make harry feel better. if anyone ever finds out about that niall will deny it to the DEATH.

  • comes home drunk at 3am

nialllllllllll. he tries not to, and sometimes he’s not that bad, but harry usually falls asleep half the times they’re supposed to go out and that’s not a problem niall’s ever had. Harry’s completely sweet about it too, leaving the shades down and making niall tea and patting niall’s hair all day the next day until he feels better. 

  • makes breakfast

they both do, and god, breakfast is some sort of bizarre COMPETITION by now. harry will get up one day and make blueberry pancakes, and that’s fine, they’re GREAT. but then the next day niall will make the same kind of pancakes AND muffins. which harry LOVES! but then he doesnt want niall to show him up so he’ll make the pancakes and muffins AND bake a pie, because honestly, WHO DOESN”T LIKE PIE. and they each kind of scowl at each other a little and run out to get more crap to secretly cook the next day. the rest of the lads dont mind, though. after all SOMEONE has to be called over to eat all the food. 

  • remembers to feed the fish

harry because HE WILL BE DAMNED if this fish continues to like niall better. harry is GREAT with animals. he has no idea WHY every dog in a fifty kilometer vicinity seems to hate him, and its not HIS fault the one time they tried to have a cat it puked all over niall’s trainers and then wouldnt come back home with them after staying at gemma’s when they went on tour. for christs sake, harry bought that fucking fish a GLOW IN THE DARK ROCK, OK? he got it HOT PINK GRAVEL and a little treasure chest that blows BUBBLES and spiky yellow and green PLANTS and man, if that fish keeps looking at him and swimming away and giving harry nothing to see but his little FISH BUTT until niall comes in the room every damn day, harry’s going to flush his scaly little tail, dammit. 

(fiiiiiine, harrys not going to FLUSH IT but he’s having a GREAT TIME THINKING ABOUT DOING IT. god.)

  • decorates the apartment

harry does the art and niall takes care of all of their awards and records. he also has a section where he hangs his guitars up and harry likes that part the best of all. 

  • initiates duets

whoever isnt already singing always starts singing with the other one. theres not a time harry’s sung anything that niall’s not sidled up next to him, smiling happily and matching his voice along with harry’s and every time harry hears niall singing without him he needs to do the same. whenever they finish they both burst out laughing like it’s the first time it’s ever happened. ‘that was sick!’ niall will say and harry will grin. ‘amazing! so sick!’ and then they fistbump and brush shoulders and kiss and it’s almost ridiculous how perfect it is. 

  • falls asleep first

harry does most of the time. niall used to make fun of how harry could literally fall asleep anywhere, but now when harry does niall spends the next ten minutes kicking everyone out of their vicinity if they’re on the road or out someplace to make sure harry’s going to be able to get enough rest. its only when niall’s sure harry’s fine and comfortable and going to be able to sleep that niall can relax enough to lie down with him, harry’s head tucked in close and his hands on harry’s back. niall listens to harry snore and he pokes harry’s cheeks a little to get him to make that soft snuffling sound that he makes, and then he finally falls asleep, harry’s snoring quietly against his chest.