niall oh my god

  • Liam: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
  • Niall: What if it bites me and it dies.
  • Liam: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, learn to read!
  • Niall: What if it bites itself and I die.
  • Zayn: It’s voodoo.
  • Niall: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Liam: That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Niall: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Harry: That’s kinky.
  • Louis: Oh my god.
There was one time on the tube in London- the underground- and there was a girl sitting opposite me and I could tell if I stare- if I looked at her, she was gonna know who I was.. so I just kinda.. I stayed.. I kept my head down like that and then I was getting off.. thank God I was getting off coz my anxiety levels were just about to go through the roof as I was sitting there.. yeah I was on my own.. yeah and I was on the edge of the seat and I was just getting out the door just here and kinda got up and swung my body around the pole like that to get out the door and all I heard was OH MY GOD NIALL and just as I was getting off, I was like WHOA-OH GOD and then I get out, the doors closed really quick before she could get off..

All the Lines We Cast Will Bring Us Home by afirethatcannotdie

Harry wakes to a series of tweet notifications.

@Louis_Tomlinson: Sooo excited to announce I’m going on tour !! In America in 5 weeks and then coming back to the UK ! Get tix here:
@Louis_Tomlinson: Gonna be siiiick !!

“Niall!” he yells, running out of his room. “Louis is performing at the O2 in January. Niall, I have to go. Wait. Niall. Oh my god, we’re gonna see Louis Tomlinson’s bum.”

AU. The one where Louis is a famous singer, Harry’s a uni student obsessed with his music, and sometimes things have a way of working out.

harry/louis | 10k | complete | read it here

anonymous asked:

yeyyy!!! so could u do a tfln where harry and the missus have a big fight and decide to have a break? u are wonderful and i love ur writting so so much!!

Harry. Missus.

I’m sorry. x


That doesn’t sound very forgiving, love. x

Who says I’m forgiving you?

I’m apologising. I’m sorry for what I said last night. But, you’re not exactly a sweetheart either, right now. What you said and did to me was hard to forgive you over. I’m bruised on my cheek, you know? But, I’m willing to forget what happened. x

I never said I was being a sweetheart.

Also, I spoke the truth.

You spoke nastily so you got a reality check. I never expected such horrible phrases and words to leave someone like you.

I was angry. You know I don’t mean anything I say when I’m angry. x

It’s like you’re forgetting what happened!

Don’t you remember saying how you were wasting time with me? How you didn’t feel a spark anymore? How I was dragging you away from what was one a ‘perfect life’? Don’t you remember saying anything like that? Have you had some kind of memory loss?

I mean, your slap was pretty hard.. x

This isn’t funny!

Stop making it humorous. 

I’m sorry. I am. For everything. Can we meet for breakfast this morning? x

You think this huge fight will be resolved with a greasy fry up and a coffee? I don’t think so.

No. I was hoping we could talk. x

I don’t want to see you anymore.




I. Don’t. Want. To. See. You. Anymore.

It’s not that hard to read, Harry.

You want to break-up?

I just want a break.

Why? I love you. I’m willing to forget everything and work forward with us. Please. Don’t break up with me. I’m sorry.

Harry, being with you is exhausting. It’s not you. It’s just an unfortunate time for us right now to start a relationship. You’re 20-years old. You about to go on a huge tour for months and I don’t want to stop you from having fun with the boys. Everywhere we go, we have to hide from the paparazzi or run from mobs of fans because there’s too many for you to handle on your own. We have to constantly work around a schedule and I don’t want that anymore. I want you to turn up on my doorstep unexpectedly. Not at 6 pm every night and then leave by 9 pm. We have to see each other and leave each other on a set time every time. I miss you and I want to be with you. I love you, for Christ sake. 

But, I can’t have a relationship like that.

What you spoke about last night and what you said… It really made me see what I needed to do.

I didn’t know you felt like that.

And, now you do, Harry.

We could work this out, love! Please. Please, don’t break up with me. I love you. Meet me for breakfast and we’ll talk about this. I’ll make more time for you.

Harry, please. 

I love you.

I’m so sorry.

Maybe our paths will meet again when the time is right. And we can start off from where we were before last night. 

I don’t want to start off again. I don’t want to wait for a better moment! I want us right now! I want to continue our relationship from right now. Forgetting all about the fight and this conversation.  I don’t want to break up with you.

Harry… I’m sorry.

I can’t do this anymore.





(YN), please. Please, don’t do it like this…



I’m not giving up on us. If a break is what you want then a break is what you’ll get. But, I’m not giving up. 

I love you. I won’t ever stop loving you. xx

- chapter two -

“There’s a million reasons why this shouldn’t work…but there’s only one reason why it should…”

10 Weeks

“The medical term for morning sickness is “nausea and vomiting of pregnancy.” Up to three quarters of pregnant women have at least some nausea or vomiting during the first trimester, and about half have only vomiting. The nausea usually starts around 6 weeks of pregnancy, but it can begin as early as 4 weeks. It tends to get worse over the next month or so.

So, it looked like I was gonna have a baby.

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anonymous asked:

WRITE THE ONE DIRECTION RAISES A KID TOGETHER AU PLEASE OR AT LEAST A DRABBLE i love this idea too much i apologize for the shouting love you byyyyeeeee xx

“Alright,” Liam sighs, already tired. “I’m going to ask one more time. Which one of you did this?”

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