2/27/14: Ways to get around in Sochi (NHL Revealed, ep 4; last photo source)

1) I have no idea why Bergeron disappeared between one frame and the next. Maybe he had an urgent bathroom emergency. Or maybe that was just the excuse he used.

2) I also have no idea where Jonathan Toews popped out from, but I really like the image of this guy driving along, picking up more and more members of Team Canada as he goes, like some huge hockey player Katamari.


3/1/14: “Wasn’t he just your teammate the last two weeks?” (X)

Note that the (…) is not a euphemism; I just honestly can’t make out what he’s saying. It looks like Oduya’s ass hit him, but what he’s saying does NOT sound like “HE’S ASS-CHECKING ME.”

ETA: Thanks SO MUCH to bigzeeandlittleme for clarifying Sid’s comment (and introducing me to a new hockey term)! ♥


2/28/14: Jonathan Toews with Make-a-Wish’s Nicholas Skretkowski (NHL Revealed, ep 6 )